Lord’s Prayer

Not your friend. Not your enemy. Morally flexible- I’m not really a good person. Sometimes if you say stupid shit, I don’t have manners. Hala Madrid

[aoun @Awondossantos]

First taste of Portugal hatewatch

[Olaoluwa @Laolu______]

You people think your selfish babes that are only loyal to money will not become some people’s wives and mothers?

[Lord’s Prayer @scourgeofdwordl]

@Dharmilolarr You Dey craze

[Lord of the Hoochies ❤️‍🔥🥰 @CashBSpazzin]

The women who hate men be male centered too . Just because they talk about men in a negative way all day, doesn’t change men still on their mind all day lol

[CH⚔️NG @pyrrhfect7]

i’m a straight woman.. tf y’all want me to be? woman centered. make it make sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Thebrotherpill @thebrotherpill]

The term male centered is literally propaganda created by lesbians to shame straight women for being attracted to straight men

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

I'm Rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[EMA FX @Emaodiaa]

Ah ah na me be market?

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

Update: We didn’t take drugs, just alcohol; magic moment & best, and we played Truth or Dare. When I regained consciousness, I found my friends lying lifeless. — UNN house party survivor.

Apparently, they were about 10 who gathered to celebrate a friend who had just signed out, organized by one David, at Hilltop. David only got two bottles of alcohol which they all shared.

The party started around 11:30 p.m., after taking the drinks, they started T/D.

After that, the survivor said he helped someone to vomit in the toilet, upon returning he too slowly lost consciousness, and his legs became stiff.

Around 9 a.m., he regained consciousness, and saw everyone lying on the floor, including the host, David. So he called two people for help, one came and began recording instead.

According to the survivor, they don’t know what went wrong. Because the generator was outside, windows shut and fans on, as they were in the palor. And, the alcohol wasn’t so much as 10 of them managed it, and they didn’t smoke or do drugs.

Although in the hospital, his legs are still stiff, he said.

However, Vice-Chancellor, Prof. Simon Otuanya visited the survivors at the hospital, as the university confirmed the death of four students, while Enugu Police command says it has opened investigation into the sudden and unnatural incident.

Full Interview on Vanguard: https://t.co/3qSAblpYt9

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[Lord’s Prayer @scourgeofdwordl]

@MideShoots @Vic__kendrick @FavourBENEDIICT @JustJosh132 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[👩🏾‍🌾 @bairanyc]

I really don’t like when grown women act like children 😭 the “turn my brain off” “soft life” “girl math” people stay away from me please

[Lord’s Prayer @scourgeofdwordl]

@jemmyajibola @ManLikeAkoh Facts

[Lord’s Prayer @scourgeofdwordl]

@Ifudiya Why not? See wht he destroyed? If he comot from jail again if I’m the Chinese make I die

[Mike 🇸🇳 @magicmike340]

Se moquer des Blancs → C'est possible.
Se moquer des non-Blancs → Racisme.
Se moquer des hommes → C'est possible.
Se moquer des femmes → Misogynie.
Se moquer des hétéros → C'est possible.
Se moquer des LGBTQ → Homophobie.
Se moquer de la droite → C'est possible.
Se moquer de la gauche → Fascisme.
Se moquer des catholiques → C'est possible.
Se moquer des musulmans → Islamophobie.
Se moquer des Français → C'est possible.
Se moquer des étrangers → Xénophobie.
Se moquer des conservateurs → C'est possible.
Se moquer des progressistes → Intolérance.
La liberté d'expression pour les uns, la censure pour les autres.

[Abdullah AlHosani @AM__ALHOSANI]

تقبل الآراء تحترمه
لكن التدليس و الاستشهاد بمعلومات خاطئة كارثه من الاخ خالد القحطاني

رونالدو لم يضع البرتغال على الخارطة ؟

خذها من شخص يتابع البرتغال منذ يورو 2000 و محب لهذا المنتخب قبل رونالدو

ذكرك عن لاعبين مثل روي كوستا ، فيجو ، كوتو ، فيتور بايا ، سيماو و باوليتا كأنهم نجوم و هم لم ينجحوا في الوصول لكأس العالم سوى مرة واحده فقط و خرجوا من دور المجموعات في 2002 في مجموعة في المتناول تضم امريكا ، كوريا الجنوبية ، بولندا كانت فضيحة بكل المقاييس !

يا رجل في يورو 2004 سكولاري اعطى النجومية لرونالدو على حساب فيجو ( الذي اخرجه في اهم مباراة للمنتخب ضد انجلترا في دور اقصائي ) و وضع روي كوستا على الدكة و تتحدث بهذه الصيغه أنت و من معك !

رونالدو في 2006 لم يقدم شيء ؟ يا رجل انا اشك انك تابعت البطولة وقتها ضد انجلترا و حتى ضد هولندا عندما خرج مصاباً ، اشك انك تجهل الأسماء الثقيله في المنتخبين و خروجهم كان مفاجأة للجميع !!!

لماذا لم تتحدثون عن كاس العالم 2010 يورو 2012 مثلاً ؟ و حظه العاثر في الاصدام في اسبانيا بطل النستخين و الخروج منهم رغم افضليته في المبارتين ؟ هل تعلم من كان مهاجم البرتغال وقتها ؟ هوقو الميدا و اجزم انكم الاثنين لا تتذكرون من معه في التشكيلة سوى بيبي

من صعدهم في ملحق كأس العالم 2014 ضد السويد ؟
من صعدهم لليورو في للملحق ضد البوسنه في ملحق يورو 2012

شخص حقق اليورو و 2 دوري الامم لم يضع البرتغال على الخارطة ؟ من اللي وضعها ، سيماو الذي لا تعلم من انجازاته و مسيرته سوى أسمه يا رجل

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Relationship logic is funny because women say things they don’t understand.

1) You want to date older men, but want men to date their age mates and avoid younger women.

Are you aware that for you to date an older man, it means the man is dating a younger woman?

2) You say “men will sleep with anything”

Who is the “anything?” Women 🤷🏽‍♂️

3) You want equality in relationship and marriage but you want to date/marry a man that is doing much better than you and who should solely finance the relationship. Then you brag that women are smarter because they date up.

Are you aware that if you’re dating up, it means the man is dating down?

4) You only want to sleep with men that have money and think it increases your value. In your head, you are sleeping with high caliber of men, but you drag men for sleeping with ‘anything.’

Are you aware that if you are sleeping with a high caliber of man, you are the ‘anything’ in that arrangement?

5) You say men would look at you from head to toe and want to approach you with their brokeness.

You collect money from Peter to buy wig, fix make up, and wear leggings that accentuate your back side, and suddenly start deluding yourself that you are high class that should attract high value man who should suddenly want to spend money on you for dressing up to come out. If you and your father are not broke, would you be out looking for who will afford you? It is the one with capacity who affords. The one being afforded is a commodity. He who pays the piper dictates the tune.

High class but you need a man to size you up and pay up, then use you as he pleases 😊

[Yuzinha🦔 @yuzinhaaa]

filósofa aos 8
inteligência emocional aos 13
responsabilidade máxima aos 17
mãe solteira aos 18

[TwistedTexan @TwistedTexanDFW]

Dear Muslims:
As Christmas is just 47 days away, please refrain from:
-exploding
-honor killings
-raping (women, children, and farm animals)
-jihad
-marrying 9-year-olds
-being in America
-being in the west
-being

[Josh the Foxxo 🦊🇺🇲🇦🇶✝️🌷 @PizzaSteve3902]

Reminder that Muslims aren't fasting during Ramadan. They're just eating a huge breakfast before sunrise, skipping lunch, then eating a huge dinner after sunset. It's all performative and meaningless.

[Fredman 🦃🥧🍗 @Fred_Butler]

Dear Muslim

As Thanksgiving and Christmas are fast approaching,

Please avoid driving cars through crowds, blowing innocent people up with pipe bombs, and going on stabbing sprees.