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[𓏼 ͟💗 ‎A̠ri .˚ Nova｡ ꕤ @mizsva]

Bro we are closer to 2027 than 1586

[Duuguu @ArtDuggy]

My dad intentionally starts watching YouTube Video Essays, then a few minutes into them loudly says WHO CARES? and closes out of them

[bwtf @bitchwhathfuck]

what i look like when im dancing isn’t any of my business

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

nothing wrong with consuming schlock. just this evening my kids and i were listening to stravinsky’s uproariously funny and lighthearted comic ballet pulcinella. a trifle, to be sure, compared with his more serious works, and yet a delightful diversion

[chase @_chase_____]

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

[🪲io @i0lanthe_]

I have a dirty mind not in a sex way like theree actual bugs and rocks in thete and cobwebs. And mold etc

[(Shrimpun)))◀/VGEN @Shrimpun09]

#FieldsofMistria

[mk @handslikevap0r]

i have a bunch of rules made up for myself and i’m not allowed to do that sorry

[becca 🐇 @trashlizard69]

People from your high school be following Crest toothpaste on Facebook

[lesbian father of 4 (jo) @HowdyItsJo]

he is embarrassed but famous

[cali @caliispunk]

Thank you for the reminder Siri

[🦎🛸🧪🦕 @666iggykoopa]

i can email the guy that grew my melon

[emma ꨄ︎ gleek @klainepilled]

cyclops when he meets a genie:

[Afro-Chicagoan @its_lindz]

I was ready to burn some CDs

[KRIS MEAT SPILL! @MEATSPILL]

sorry can you add more ads to your recipe website, I can still sort of read it clearly

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Guy who gets Curtis Sliwa and Jojo Siwa confused