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fam med LPN, RN in progress➡️PACU

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I want this on billboards everywhere

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*tries for one cycle, not pregnant*
“I’m infertile”

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I got my IUD removed last week and I’m SO grateful I have today and tomorrow off of work. The Mirena crash is so real😭

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I’m doing a vasectomy on a guy I used to hook up with all through high school in a couple weeks. Like has really come full circle lmfao

[Clement Lee, MD, MSc @ClementLeeMD]

why are we as a society still allowing chiropractors to touch people's necks

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it said peace out

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

To this day the scariest Echo I've ever seen

What's the diagnosis?

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PSA:

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@pediatricnursey

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LOLOL saw that coming

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$860 🫠 i’m going to hell

[Big Lu @LuSensei_]

How much yall made ?! i made $680 😭

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@NurseStrider Nope! Just need a detailed overview, surgical & family hx. Majority I can BS but my brain is mush

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Okay I need some help. For one of my classes, I have to compile a comprehensive health history of someone I know. However, requirements are 65+ and/or many health issues. I don’t have anyone in my life with that. Is there an online fake patient generator somewhere?

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alright back to my bimonthly switch to this account being used more than my main lmfao

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I forgot to flip the flag to provider so my doc changed my lock screen to it 😒

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Update I got covid on my birthday

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I’m covid vaxxed x4 and have yet to have it, tested multitudes of times even when asymptomatic.

COVID doesn’t want me just like my dad

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@terryjago @OfDragonflies @aaronhoyland Worked in urgent care, anyone with symptoms we swabbed. Every winter is a worsening season of RSV since I became a nurse (2018)

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@terryjago @OfDragonflies @aaronhoyland Wrong, we’ve always done RSV testing. It was attached with flu swabs and we did the panel and got results back in 30 minutes, all pre covid.

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Microbiology done this weekend then chem starts 😭

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@Booch37 I had a guy walk in holding his 2 fingers in a cup (lawnmower) and asked if we can stitch it back on. Sir the ED is 2 blocks that way.

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@Booch37 Woooooof