Pocho

sometimes a diamond, sometimes a stone

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

no one in history has ever had more game, it is physically impossible to eclipse this

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

“250 word essay” “what to right” yeah time to hit the oil rig nigga

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

His wife played it out perfectly👍🏻😂

https://t.co/d8gnPAGTvv

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

in America, comedians must pledge allegiance to Charlie Kirk before being allowed to perform

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Actually what the fuck is his problem

[m @w6steland]

bald head ass gets whatever he wants eating wings kissing keke palmer what the fuck ever bro

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Yeah people’s main complaint about Trump isn’t that he’s a bad dinner host you fucking moron

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Got me defending Jimmy Kimmel and agreeing with Tucker Carlson, I hate it here

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

When I see a 90 pound Vietnamese blackjack dealer with no one at the her table at 9PM on Friday.

[🧈 @thatsbutterbean]

they put that binder clip right on the back of her neck

[Deva Hazarika @devahaz]

Why did it take DOGE to uncover this stuff? IT DIDN’T. The Inspector General for Social Security org identified this issue in 2015 (and followed up in 2023) and provided recommendations that the SSA didn’t agree were worth spending budget on to fix old data. 1/probably 3 (cont)

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The person who is an actual doctor

[druicy 🧃 @DrewBoiGenius]

the fact that she sounds even better than the record after over a decade is crazy.

[Justin Carrier @JustinCarrier]

I caught myself laughing at the way she runs and then remembered that I’m technically obese and she’s an Olympian.

[austin @convictedloner]

its an entire movie explaining why we shouldn't trust niggas like this