Alyssa Schaefer

I need a vacation from life. she/her

[Alyssa Schaefer @scumqueen13]

So in love 😻

[S. Williams @ShakWills]

And perhaps for the lady, everything she wants.

[Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb]

Take a moment to ponder how depraved this is.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

mental health plan: never have anything bad happen again

[Alyssa Schaefer @scumqueen13]

If you can’t support your friend, are you even their friend?

[pingu @pingu4ll]

i think anyone with a soul is losing their fuckin minds right now

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

“Do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids?���

[Du Rag iceman 2 @mill_hunt]

I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING WITHOUT DRIVING BECAUSE YOU BUILT THIS FUCKASS COUNTRY AROUND DRIVING A CAR

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Sorry, my cat expects me home by a certain time.

[dana @tosssici]

i be on this app just liking pics of sandwiches

[pris @pwiscila]

Having a voracious appetite on my period and feeling like him

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

what it feels like when a 16yo tells you you didn't watch the towers fall on a tv during the school day

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

How come Al is inevitable and we need to adapt and accept it, but renewable energy, tackling microplastics and restoring ecosystems are framed as stupid and inconvenient? The gaslighting from the 1% is top tier.

[bear 🚲 @U_arctos]

imagine being afraid of columbus ohio lmao

[Alyssa Schaefer @scumqueen13]

Favorite Italian men: Robert De Niro and Danny DeVito hands down!

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

oh you’re “brutally honest” but are you ever honest about the good stuff? do you compliment people’s positive traits and behaviors? or do you only open your mouth or fix your fingers to be “honest” when you’ve got something negative on your mind

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

Mars Cheese Castle
Kenosha, WI

[𝕰𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗 🔪 @emberrr420]

guarantee you AI is not rippin the bong like me gang

[miaa. @miacluv]

me after visiting more than 2 places in a day.

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

This is why prioritizing joy is an act of resistance

[carolina @makesexillegal]

this is literally why AI was invented btw. to distort the facts, create false realities and make everyone disoriented and unable to trust anything that they see, to make them more susceptible to extremism. illustrated right here