Toninho

Sports, law, cyber/infosec & calling out seditious dumbfucks. Not your lawyer.

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

@WhiteHouse Fuck ICE and fuck you, too.

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

My Jeep Grand Cherokee has technology that would both prevent a collision AND stay on the road in this situation.

Plus, it’s not from a company run by a Nazi.

[Dr. Moshe. The Electric Israeli @ElectricIsraeli]

Tesla FSD saved my life last night on Interstate 95 in South Carolina. Car in front braked hard suddenly. FSD veered to the left and got back safely on the road. Thank you @teslasi

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This. This. This!!!!!
We need more of this!!!!

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

So by inference Witkoff only has access to Signal from his personal device. Which also would also indicate this Administration is in violation of government records laws.

Fucking morons. The entire lot of them.

[Steve Witkoff @SteveWitkoff]

I am incredulous that a good newspaper like the @WSJ would not check with me as to whether I had any personal devices with me on either of my trips to Moscow. If they had, they would have known the truth. Which is, I only had with me a secure phone provided by the government for special circumstances when you travel to regions where you do not want your devices compromised. That is why CBS News reported that Goldberg himself said that he “has not recounted Witkoff making any comments in that group chat until Saturday, after he left Russia and returned to the U.S.”. Guess why? Because I had no access to my personal devices until I returned from my trip. That is the responsible way for me to make these trips and that is how I always conduct myself. Maybe it is time for media outlets like the Journal to acknowledge when some of their people make serious reporting mistakes like this. I would appreciate it if the WSJ and other media outlets check with me the next time they make serious allegations. Thank you. @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @JDVance @SusieWiles @PressSec @marcorubio @SecRubio @michaelgwaltz @PeteHegseth @SecDef @TulsiGabbard @DNIGabbard @StephenM @jaredkushner @seanhannity @CIADirector @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

[The Pissed Off Lawyer @legaltweetz]

Fuck Nazis.

[ESPN BET @ESPNBET]

NFL fans after seeing the pass interference called in favor of the Chiefs 😂😅

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

Bullshit Pass Interference on a 4th Down conversion. Refs aren’t even hiding it. The fix is in.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

The REAL story on Pam Bondi, Trump University, and Trump's $25,000 payment to Bondi:

1/ In August 2013, I was at the NY AG, and Bondi was Florida AG.

On August 24, 2013, I filed the NY AG's prosecution of Trump University and Donald Trump, for $42 million in fraud. 🧵

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

“Joy!” for $420, “Cartradges”, and “Refreshments” look like coded drug purchases

[Woke-Like-Jesus @DougWahl1]

BREAKING- ABC News has posted a Venmo ledger, showing payments Matt Gaetz sent to two sex workers. I still can't believe he used Venmo.

Your thoughts?

[Dan Casey @DanCasey]

This is basically every Trump cabinet pick so far

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

Sure. Let’s start by cutting you and El0n.

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

A reasonable formula to fix the U.S. government: Milei-style cuts, on steroids.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Exactly

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

@k8andbake Wasn’t doable for me with a 1900 hour requirement. Litigation just isn’t compatible with the parental role I have. Switched to government and I have to say, working 8:30-5 with no billing feels like I’ve been liberated.

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

@hetmehtaa Attorney with Data Privacy certification & Cybersecurity experience looking for a new role in governance/oversight after 7 years of litigation practice.

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

@vxunderground

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

@jodyssanders “I can see my time is up.”

*lights cigarette*

“Was it as good for you as it was for me?”

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

SCOTUS really gonna overturn 235 years of criminal procedure and practice just so Tr*mp can fuck around and lose another election.

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

Alito described consquences for Trump of going to trial:

"That may involve great expense, and it may take up a lot of time. And during the trial, the former president may be unable to engage in other activities that the former president would want to engage in and then the outcome is dependent on the jury, the instructions to the jury, and how the jury returns a verdict and then it has to be taken up on appeal."

[Toninho @sdtonyi]

@TeamTrump Eat shit