Chrissy

a very polite city rat.

[Chrissy @seamoran]

@yallshuttfup @SirClmnt Highly recommend this simple thing—tape this tally sheet up somewhere you see every day. You’ll be surprised how motivating not wanting to have a “no” day is 😊

[Chrissy @seamoran]

@yallshuttfup @SirClmnt You will! Even if you’re not seeing super quick physical results. Just looking back on a full 30 days of making a decision to be better every single one will make you feel good mentally because you’ll be proud of yourself. That will lead to better physical outcomes too

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I would probably call people more often if they wouldn’t get a missed call notification. I love to call and I love to be called randomly but I hate knowing that a return call will be coming for me at an unknown time. I recognize this is something deeply wrong with me

['most ethical crowdkiller'(2019-24) @EsotericHimbo]

I am hearing that on his deathbed Mitch McConnell received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

The most conservative person you know is defending an anchor baby with their lives while the most liberal person you know is calling Europeans faggots for bitching about him playing. The World Cup is beautiful

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog @MattGrippi]

I didn’t unmute the train dog video for like 3 days. I thought everyone was so starved for cuteness on this app they just liked the idea of a train dog. Unmuting felt like that scene in Ratatouille when he tastes the food. I get it now.

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

If moderate democrats fight socialism as effectively as they fight MAGA we’ll have President Josef Stalin within a decade

[Chrissy @seamoran]

@MTabarrok It seems likely to me that more than environmental law being the driving force, the driving force is existing homeowners using environmental law to disallow any such thing for fear it would lower their own home values.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Republicans: We need another civil war right now.

Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙

Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Chrissy @seamoran]

@TylerZucker He’s probably the only music critic most people can even name lol

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

ironic disaffected nonchalance masking the deeper insecurity of his anticipated failure...this coping mechanism will catch up with you in your thirties brother. get ahead of it now!

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Glorification? There was zero glory in my addiction. It was truly the most excruciatingly humiliating and degrading experience you could possibly imagine. I wanted to commit suicide almost daliy, but didn’t have the courage for even that. Instead I’d reach for the pipe or the bottle. The cowards way out. The guilt. The shame. The hurt. The absolute misery of it. Yet here I am. And I am not alone. There are millions upon millions of us. We don’t all agree on politics or people or who we root for on Sunday. But we all have the shared experience of walking through that fire and surviving. I chose to live. That’s not a joke.

[Chrissy @seamoran]

@_giacomo_volpe_ No question in my mind the answer is to build more housing . There are other things we can do to remediate the issue but looking at what LA builds or allows to be built it’s pretty clear what the problem is imo

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

At the liquor store helping them lift the gate up