Matt Burns

Appalachian State

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Not the president(-elect)'s job. We live in a constitutional republic, not an autocracy. Business-specific meddling shouldn't be normalized. https://t.co/usHTsZaw46

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

I can't dribble RELATIVE to NBA standards. I will cross up any amateur cats & they need prescriptions for broken ankle which will be pricey.

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Michelle Obama's speech gave a more elegant argument for Hillary than Hillary ever has https://t.co/AJhxpYOUv2

[Matt Burns @seamusyo]

"@thehill: Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore: Trump is going to win https://t.co/LdSz1n2FjH"
All hail the prophet!

[Dana Bash @DanaBashCNN]

Scoop: @realDonaldTrump was so unsure about @mike_pence that around midnight last night he asked top aides if he could get out of it

[memeorandum @memeorandum]

Charles Koch: Choosing Clinton Or Trump Is A Vote 'For Cancer Or Heart Attack' https://t.co/PR0hSxVnZt https://t.co/mhiZIHmsaq

[Matt Burns @seamusyo]

@HaydenStahlmanD haha wow what a throwback. Good times with that paper

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Goodbye, Europe. Don't need to tuck my shirt in or park the car in the driveway any more. (so there, Angela)

[Billy Kline @BillyKline211]

Retweet if you think this man should get his own 30 for 30 "The Life of Phife" dude played football with no arms 😱

[Matt Burns @seamusyo]

@DjSnowMusic Young thug - Digits. Slime season 3 lez get it

[Matt Burns @seamusyo]

@the_intercept @ggreenwald @BernieSanders mysteriously leaving out Kasich...

[Matt Burns @seamusyo]

@MikeBloomberg run for president you fucking savior.

[Team Marco @TeamMarco]

"I'm endorsing @marcorubio because this election is about the future. And the future is now." - @nikkihaley
https://t.co/6R1zAZzQm2

[Matt Burns @seamusyo]

"@thehill: Rubio cracks a tooth on a frozen candy bar: https://t.co/EOZu21kTKd"
Puss

[Matt Burns @seamusyo]

"@thehill: Dick Cheney has yet to apologize to the man he shot in the face: https://t.co/bZ9Fkj0BjY"
Savage.

[Matt Burns @seamusyo]

"@thehill: Infamous drug CEO Shkreli to Jeb: "I'm an avid supporter" https://t.co/gDiAlDFZtV"
Goat.

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

People are Lenin up to buy the new Bernie Sanders ice cream. So quit Stalin and get the flavor that every socialist is giving high Marx!

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Oldest Christian monastery in Iraq stood for nearly 1500 years. Just destroyed by ISIS.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

oh dear god. this campaign https://t.co/h9iljXNhhL