Any leagues still have outstanding fantasy punishments? 😂
This guy finished 10th and had to go trick-or-treating in June until he got 10 pieces of candy. 🍬
That’s commitment to league rules.
#FantasyHockey#CommissionerLife
I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.
Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of
@minakimes
Anyways, Malort is attempting to break the world record for most people taking a shot of Malort at the same time on August 30. Want to be a part of it? Details here: https://t.co/RI9j2KOD8p
I tipped a delivery guy $2 once because I was broke.
Felt awful about it. Apologized like 5 times.
2 years later I’m standing in line at an airport, phone at 1%, and my flight’s boarding.
Guy behind me taps my shoulder.