Sean Clement

All-purpose Ocean bod. Account mostly personal, occasionally professional. Views my own, etc. He/him

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@runmymouth Boxed it - thanks for the heads-up and have a great journey & gig!

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@runmymouth Yes please! Just need the one though so if you'd rather shift both then fair enough.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

hear me out: a pre-watershed reboot of Happy Valley with @SELFESTEEM___ playing Catherin Cawood and the rest of the cast played by Muppets.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

The Guardian's metric for shares in Sunday League WhatsApp groups going through the roof this morning.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

Hold up gang, they're engaging at us again.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@TheCenci A real shame that we don't get to give Bobby and him their own separate send-offs. The last 8 years of success has, at times, rested on each of their shoulders and whilst it's poetic that they arrive and leave at the same time, they each deserve to get their flowers individually.

[Neil Atkinson @Knox_Harrington]

Real, relentless commitment to not being taken seriously as a football club here.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@IlFMdays @Knox_Harrington Whilst this is very true and very kind of you to offer the advice mate, I was just following the trend of parodying song lyrics by making them about 'the final four'. They're from this banger: https://t.co/6fs5Z3p3is

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@flying_rodent Three years of relentless pandering and the s*n still lead with 'Sir Softie' in an election week. Very Cool!

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@spiraltastic It begins?
*Breathes, sneezes*
It begins.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@scousepie Coco captured on social media in rare moment of not being absolutely livid at something.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@spiraltastic Incredible. Is it like a little leaflet or do you get a text telling you you've been naughty? And what's the punishment? Take your own bins to the tip?

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@spiraltastic The end of our roads bins are collected from outside ours and my observation is more people than you think are too lazy to recycle.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@spiraltastic Why no party is promising "weekly bin collections for all" as the single surefire route to a landslide is, as it has been for a decade, beyond me.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@andrewvalentine Narrator: his wish was soon to be granted

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@andrewvalentine I just want to build a rocket ship and be both the first and second Hylian on the moon.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

@ScouseCommie Bit unfair for you to expect someone who doesn't have a job to understand the concept of a notice period.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

I LIVE UPSTAIRS FFS.

[Sean Clement @seanclement]

my cats breath smells like cat food