Sean D08

You know what they say about cliffhangers....

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Who is Doctor Congo and why is he facing Portugal by himself?

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

The pen is mightier than the sword because nobody expects to get stabbed with a pen.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

My special skill is making a footballer score simply by leaving the room.

[popsee @qopsee99]

They be having more fun in the HIV commercials than I do in real life

[DT @1884DT]

Scotland have a bank holiday on Monday for a game that is Sunday 2am. Impressively alcoholic nation.

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

[Billie @Billie_T]

Shakira is to world cups what Michael Buble is to Christmas

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

I’m glad for teachers that 6/7 fell on a non school day.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

what if darth vader's real power was the ability to predict when someone was about to choke to death in his vicinity and he just took advantage of that

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

I haven’t seen the Thunder get rolled like this since Garth Brooks played the BJCC

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Why can't we call it, “The Bell-Ringer of Notre Dame?”— Hunchback of Notre Dame

[Palash Shah @palashshah]

what if the guy who invented umbrellas wanted to name them brellas but hesitated

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[turbomander @turbomander]

romaine catholics be like "lettuce pray"

[Mo @fruitpibble]

movies are starting to look like the movies that people watch in movies

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?

[kazuha okamoto @schneiderholics]

canadians be like This show set in New York was actually filmed in Toronto

[ser james 🇫🇷 @sansacinema]

george 🦭🦭 martin

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

I'm, "video games only worked on channel 3" years old.