Sean Coyle

Software Engineer, Texas Ex, dog dad, Smockin Tweet connoisseur. I'm in room 506 watching Beetlejuice. This is where the fish lives.

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@Time2Jiggle You wouldn’t believe me if I told you

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@ArccosGolf tee shot dispersion visual vs. counts appear to be flipped.

The counts are correct, the visual is not.

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@HC_CoachMo Not enough to live off of. Guy’s gonna have to get another job. Poor dude.

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@corbincasteel Sounds great, I’ll piss myself. Thanks for the advice.

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@corbincasteel Well I recommend pissing on a tree on Robert Dedman before the Ohio State game and letting us all know how it goes.

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@corbincasteel You can just say you’ve never been to a tailgate here. It’s fine.

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@corbincasteel Oh sick, I’ll erase that from my memory. I hope everyone else in that line does as well.

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@corbincasteel The ones on Dedman in front of the band hall 100% had 45-minute lines for the A&M game. Why argue this…?

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@_delconte @TexasFanFirst It was especially bad this year for the A&M game. Can’t even imagine what it’ll be like for Ohio State. Please, *please* double the count!

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@Gucci_Ochocinco …

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@Sdotmorris3 DWI + resisting and refused a breath test, so I’d say you’re pretty right

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@Doc_Texas Seven Win Steve, get it right!

Sadly, 16 Win Steve doesn’t have quite as nice of a ring, so we’re gonna have to go back to the drawing board.

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@Sdotmorris3 No way, imma stay in there and enjoy what I’ve created

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@uhohitsbigmike @BarstoolBigCat Texas should be Lake LBJ by a mile

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@theFrenzied @VandyTracker Gonna be honest, another RRS clip immediately came to mind when I read the question. Sad we gave y’all multiple to choose from.

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@Gucci_Ochocinco

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@KennnDOA @0x_5d @BriL_1995 Spending her entire measly NYPD salary on those courtside tickets shows how dedicated she is

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@evanleroy not sure if you guys are doing a second run of the book, but a heads up, this page lists the foreword author as “David Vaughn”

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@mpopv @_chair Seriously, we aren’t surgeons, we’re engineers!

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@MarchMadnessMBB Nobody wants this.