Hydrated Pete

I’m not Mayor Pete I’m Hydrated Pete. We are built different. Parody, I guess. fuck ice

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When is The Thing happening?

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@MrsAmericanMom @RepAndyBiggsAZ I always love fake outrage tweets like this like there’s a fucking chance you are voting for anyone else 😂

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@MSREDMAMA1 @CoachForGov you seem very worried . about something that exists nowhere

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@Riley_Gaines_ @WNBA @EnesFreedom what about the three women who finished in front of you where do they stand

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@BearE_62 @PpollingNumbers REAL PATRIOTS only buy 73/27 ground beef

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@NorseGods72 @Mindcite_US i won’t say them here omg stop it i can’t breathe 😂

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@FredClark0001 @LongTimeHistory imagine if you weren’t a cunt 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@bscholl got an engine yet?

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@Cassiodorus2025 @sonik0909 @ChristopherHale she wasn’t obsessed she was just dedicated is one hell of a defense

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@TrevorSheatz hey siri set an alert for the news story when trevor is arrested for soliciting a trans prostitute

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@GaylePeter8834 @ClueHeywood @sherifflamb1 i like that mark likes “the lifestyle”

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@sherifflamb1 you there for a threesome nice

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@ewinnick23 @KurtSchlichter didn’t answer mine

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@RWMaloneMD who is He and why can’t he do it now

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@ewinnick23 @KurtSchlichter how isn’t it

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@SenBillCassidy oh so now you are the voice of reason

fuck you, doctor

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@Rose26880414728 @RubenGallego @POTUS amazing how Our President broke this news of soda sized vaccinations

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@shailbdesai @SecDuffy when did the airlines gain responsibility over federal air traffic controller staffing

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@BenSTCIL @SecDuffy not sure tsa is “risking their own lives” fighting the war on water

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@realBobStein @SecDuffy american 784 contact grok at 123.9 is a fantastic idea