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your academic work has no merit.

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@elhusseinspring @GrumpyReviewer2 @GrumpyJReviewer Your arguments might as well be written in windings anyways.

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@SajibSanaullah @thirdreviewer @PeerReview @AcademicChatter @SciComm @MDPIOpenAccess Do what you should do to all toxic journals. Review once. Leave on cv. Never review again.

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@lcsnz @jcamthrash @thirdreviewer Good luck finding three actual reviewers if you are the editor.

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Postdoc : “ journal came back and said I have to do something. Let me send it to you to see what you think.” Me: “… just do exactly what they say.”

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@burnedprof Why would I want to watch her google for a few hours.

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@ass_deans This works as logic regardless if the program was an actual success or not. Beautiful.

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@mariairenemoyna @ass_deans @ProfMoneyBags Heaven forbid they do what every professional school or university has done since the 1990s and designate a TA or student paid by the university to do that. medical schools have been doing this forever. kid with decent handwriting did notes and copied it.

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@GrumpyJReviewer It actually doesn’t work badly. It doesn’t work great either.

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@ass_deans No is always the easiest answer.

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@ass_deans I have never had an extension request for manuscript be denied.

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@ass_deans This sounds completely correct.

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@thejohnlegg @ProfMoneyBags They’ll still charge full amount. It’s a win win.

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@Dear_student Fuck them all. Ignore what people tell you you should be doing.

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@thirdreviewer Why do you tweet so much. Brown nose sob.

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@cyclicdiamp @MissMicroglia @GrumpyJReviewer @thirdreviewer Ignore all the reviews. Resubmit to another journal with no changes the day after you get it. Do not ask the professor. It will take two weeks for them to put edits in that are meaningless. Don’t even format the works cited in the new journal al format. Literally no one cares.

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@MemingPhD @thirdreviewer @GrumpyReviewer2 @GrumpyJReviewer @Worse_Reviewer Yea let’s see how fighting the journal goes.

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@cyclicdiamp @thirdreviewer @GrumpyJReviewer We can’t find an appropriate reviewer. It’s submitted but not actually being reviewed.

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@rockatscientist @AcademicsSay @AcademicChatter @aphillippy That’s a review that comes along with a rejection.

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Me: postdoc I need this paper back. Postdoc : ok. Me when I say jump what do you do? Postdoc : what is jump ? Think I need a new postdoc.