SecurityHodor

@[email protected]; Galactic Viceroy of Product Security; matutolypea; skier; He/Him; #BlackLivesMatter

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

do you ever think about how the dolphin on the original dolphins helmet wears a different helmet and thus we can only assume plays for a different team in a sea creature league (the SCL)

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

I'd really rather hear from practitioners who utilized AI in their daily tasks, instead of booster dipshits who've never done a day's work in their entire life and AI is only the next excuse.

[El Arroyo @ElArroyo_ATX]

Shout out to all the good boys and girls https://t.co/CdeHPvvt8T

[Paul Asadoorian @[email protected] @securityweekly]

If you remember these <insert old person comment here>

[Madison Kanna @Madisonkanna]

software engineering is easy

just delete the ticket

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Some masterpieces from the weird and wonderful world of Communist-era movie posters:

1. Star Wars (USSR)

[annie @soychotic]

And if you gaze long enough into the public static void, the public static void will gaze also into you…

[Kate @thingskatedid]

man. i wonder what my threshold for leaving this site will be. i'm both a C programer and british, i'm pretty used to living with a constant stream of terrible decisions

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

This is the most iconic opening scene ever. The history of movies is divided into two eras, the one before this opening scene, and the one after.
https://t.co/COCF7pFsqs

[Monterey Bay Aquarium @MontereyAq]

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

[Vickie Wang 王宇平 @VickieDeTaiwan]

Fight me.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Right, whose round is it?”

Translation: It is not my round and I know whose round it is.

[DEF CON @defcon]

🚨Breaking - Hacker Jeopardy is moving to Track 1! Go to Track 1 tonight for Hacker Jeopardy. #DFIU and sit alone in the wrong place.

Hacker Jeopardy. 8pm. Track 1. TIA.

[Hacker Jeopardy @HackerJeopardy]

🚨 HACKER JEOPARDY UPDATE 🚨

ATTENTION HUMANS OF @DEFCON

UM, ACTUALLY, WE DOWNLOADED MORE RAM, AND TONIGHT WE ARE IN TRACK 1. 8PM.

EVEN IF YOU MISSED OUT LAST NIGHT, BE THERE TONIGHT. YOU AREN’T GOING TO WANT TO MISS IT. #DFIU

[Bas Westerbaan @bwesterb]

Chrome announces enabling post-quantum key agreement in 116. 😎 https://t.co/6QZuKziWlK

[Bia! Ⓥ @BiaSciLab]

@defcon Packing all the things!

[Dominic White 👾 @singe]

When you land in Vegas for BlackHat they force you to choose Red Tram or Blue Tram.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole salmon in my mouth.⁣⁣

📸: Bear 480 (Otis) catches a salmon fish @KatmaiNPS. Photo/L.Law

[Brianne Fleming @brianne2k]

why does zoom have offices