J$

Analytical and eager to learn in a fast-paced environment | banned for life from Airbnb

[J$ @sedge2_2]

Never eating chipotle again

[J$ @sedge2_2]

“We don’t pay our employees enough so we’re going to ask our customers to help out”

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Tipping culture in America is out of control

[𝐄𝐮𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚 @EudaimoniaEsq]

I maintain that the single most insufferable thing about New Yorkers is that they bewilderingly try to claim everything. This transcends politics—all New Yorkers do this. Yes, everyone has coffee. Everyone has convenience stores (nicer than your “bodegas”). Everyone has what you have and it’s usually cleaner and cheaper!

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

The new Ayatollah’s use of the gender neutral term “Great Satanx” could cost him support among working class Iranians.

[chase @therealchaseeb]

Maybe the most insane community note of all time lol

[Jarrod Rodriguez @JarrodRodrigue1]

🚨BREAKING: Trump nominates Dānyāl J. Torab as the new Supreme Leader of Iran

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Iran conflict officially on hold until Monday because the EU leadership does not work on weekends

[Sheridan @sherrybucks]

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

Trader Joe’s is only successful because they convinced people that eating their processed Food is healthier than other people’s processed food

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

"To suggest that he has failed upward would give him too much credit because failing requires having been entrusted with some responsibility in the first place." https://t.co/Borbg8FIXP

[Ford Hatchett @FordHatchett]

Never seen something quite like this.

A Domino’s delivery driver just walked all the way up to Nancy Guthrie’s front door trying to deliver a pizza. Walking out now. Believe it was intended for someone in the media along the street.

[New York Times Arts @nytimesarts]

The singer @halsey identifies as “tri-bi”: bisexual, bipolar and biracial http://t.co/pyTygYGAZn

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

Imagine voluntarily doing this to your own country

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Unfortunately after reviewing your application..”

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Nothing like 4 divorces and 6 engagements to find out you’re the problem

[hellshee @_hellshee_]

will is so kind bc i would have pushed him off that tower

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

i feel like there should be different twitter accounts for each of the mayors and not just an eternal one

[J$ @sedge2_2]

The torture of watching Will come out of the closet in stranger things

[J$ @sedge2_2]

How I feel after chest day

[Variety @Variety]

Sydney Sweeney arrives to "The Housemaid" premiere in LA

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this prolly legitimately one of the most insane posts on this site ever