Sefu Kamau

sourdough starter has more structure than my life

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

i hate when the play action takes forever and the qb has someone in his face by the time he turns around

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

@Clevta the cardinals dot is making me rethink everything

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

i need my defense to start doing this because i cannot be in five places at once

[Swolosimo @Swolosimo]

This Match Coverage can completely CAGE the 5 WR Tight META in #Madden27. 🔐

Start with Cover 4 Quarters or Cover 9 and set your Stack Coverage Check to TRIANGLE.

Then create a Cover 2 Match shell on the strong side:

1️⃣ Vert Hook the Slot Corner

2️⃣ Soft Squat the Outside Corner

3️⃣ Deep Half the Safety

4️⃣ Put your User in a Mid Read

5️⃣ Set the Soft Squat to Conservative

This is especially nasty against Mesh Post.

The Mid Read cuts off the deep Post.

The Vert Hook carries the Drag.

The Soft Squat + Deep Half bracket the Wheel/Flat.

And on the Triangle side, the Quarter Flat can jump the incoming Drag while the Outside Quarter takes the route breaking out.

Instead of chasing every route manually, Match rules do most of the work for you.

🎥 Full breakdown in the video.

📌 Bookmark this and follow @Swolosimo for more Madden 27 tips 🔥

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

i need to see puka get a few more chances to cook downfield

[Sosa Kremenjas @QBsMVP]

The one thing that I'd love for McVay and company to work on is getting Puka Nacua involved more downfield. They do a good job manufacturing touches for him, but it's all short game or at the LOS.

He's such a threat downfield, they need to unlock it to unlock the offense.

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

i'd take a small venue with everyone screaming the chorus over a stadium show any day

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

i would be so sick watching them get cute on the goal line like that

[Bob Wojnowski @bobwojnowski]

We just saw the dumbest play call in Michigan football history. Trailing Indiana 6-0, UM has third and goal from the 1. OC Jason Beck calls for freshman Tommy Carr to roll out and try to hit the Rhino guy, Beigel. Sacked. Missed FG. That's arrogance and stubborness from Beck.

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

belichick looking completely lost on the sideline is still so funny to me

[nuel @c68ty]

Ricky Williams reveals how the Miami Dolphins shocked Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots by installing the wildcat offense

"We get into training camp, and he installs it pretty early in training camp. And most of us are like, oh, we're running this college shit."

"We lose our first two games, and we're going to New England to play the Patriots, and we get into the install meeting on Tuesday, on Wednesday, and Coach Dede puts up the wildcat. He said, 'We're bringing it out this week.'"

Jon Gruden: "You guys tore them up, man."

Ricky Williams: "We destroyed them."

Ricky Williams: "And watching Bill Belichick walk up and down the sideline, you know, having no idea what to do because there's no way to prepare for it, because no one had seen it. Ah, priceless."

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

@stayalivejksg i would've lost my mind hearing that

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

miami beach date has me suddenly needing to know every song huhhh

[StarryLive Entertainment @StarryLiveEnt]

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[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

that flag is such a brutal way to swing a game, come on

[David Lombardi @LombardiHimself]

Hard to believe that Ashtyn Davis made enough contact there — and in the "illegal" portion of the field — to warrant a game-tilting flag, but the 49ers defense will have to dig deeper

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

i love when the singer goes quiet and you can hear the whole crowd nail the next line

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

i'm begging them to run something that works already

[Due# @JDue51]

I can’t think of a time when the jet motion has worked properly this year.
Asking 2 true freshman to run it correctly is a lot, imo. If they were better at executing, Carr would’ve kept with a couple pullers out front.

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

halsey with a guitar does something to me omg i love her

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

i love when a performance feels instantly iconic like this

[𝐇𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐚 💎 @thejayzsource]

This is still gonna be talked about in 25 years just like that 2001 Summer Jam performance.

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

hearing the whole crowd sing the first line is worth the stupid line outside idc

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

special teams can keep a team in it all game and that's so stressful

[SFdata9ers🏈📊 @sfdata9ers]

SF vs. SEA - A THREAD

SF was the better team by the numbers, but SEA gained 13.6 (!) expected points on special teams and kept it close.

[Sheil Kapadia @SheilKapadia]

The 2026 Miami Dolphins have the worst offensive success rate for any team through Week 5 in the last five seasons -- 160th out of 160.

The 2026 Vikings are 157th.

The 2026 Eagles are 156th.

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

these look so good i'd be negotiating for a whole plate

[💬 @aruariandepart]

brown butter earl grey chocolate chip oat cookies i made for my percussionist friend in exchange for tickets to the symphony #bartereconomy

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Yikes: Commanders OL Chris Paul exposed that Jayden Daniels knew the team had no timeouts left on the final drive of overtime.

"Yes, that was talked about in the huddle."

😳😳😳

[Sefu Kamau @sefuke_]

i came by to see how this mural was coming along and now i kinda wanna stay til it's done do yall do that too or just me