Sam England

[Sam England @segengland]

@PrimeurBookings Hi - can I book a table for 4 at 7:30pm tomorrow (Tuesday 14th) for Sam England?

[Sam England @segengland]

“@FootballFunnys: Last 5 PL games:

Liverpool: WWWDL
Arsenal: WWWWW
Tottenham: WLWWD
Man City: LWWWL
Man United: LMFAO"

@benedictnewell

[Sam England @segengland]

@g_dawg_dog I didn't know you could have a professional twitter account unless you're @Trustnet_Josh

[Sam England @segengland]

“@jhgengland: #fridayfeeling looking forward to being @otpub after the game @dgbwright @segengland @IJBully88 @ChloeALeighton

[Sam England @segengland]

“@GSElevator: #1: 'Just be yourself' is good advice to probably 5% of people.” @jhgengland @benedictnewell wise words for you Ben.

[Sam England @segengland]

“@Joey7Barton: Neymar is the Justin Bieber of football. Brilliant on the old You Tube. Cat piss in reality...” @benedictnewell

[Sam England @segengland]

“@BadJokeCat: 3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.” @g_dawg_dog @Georgehdix @jhgengland

[Sam England @segengland]

“@omgthatspunny: Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive.” @jhgengland

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: My GF asked me if backwardation is a sexual thing. #2: There's a keeper.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Haircuts are the ultimate economic indicator. In bad times, it's every 8 weeks. In good, it's every 6. #2: I go every 3 weeks.

[Sam England @segengland]

“@omgthatspunny: Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. #punny”

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