sehar

PhD in clownery

[sofia @badbunita]

Le vi la historia a los 2min 🤦🏻‍♀️
Ahora va a pensar que me gusta

[chelsea @bigidiotgirl]

is there football every day omg when is time for girl stuff

[cait ❦ @ipray4supernova]

it's things being said on tik tok that have never been said before

[Rams @ramenrams]

Touching grass won’t work for me, I need my feet in south of france water…

[sehar @seharj99]

Blood ain’t thicker than those bands

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how I look when I'm about to crash out

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

what the fuck is loitering? you’re telling me i can’t just stand here for a second??

[Reece @Reecebrah]

Being happy is so easy

All you need is:

-travel internationally frequently
-make a million liquid
-be jacked and shredded
-know how to fight
-have multiple bad b*tches lined up
-have an IQ above 115
-optimized glucose metabolism
-be handsome

Its so easy yet nobody does it

[Redd @ReddCinema]

kanye still showing what losing a bad bitch does to you

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

I hate when a mf ask me “what u do for a living” bítch I do what I gotta do

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

just tried driving the speed limit, they can’t be fr

[reese1hunnit @reese1hundred]

I only fw people that play too much cause I like laughing bitch

[sehar @seharj99]

Ppl with January bdays so greedy like u fr couldn’t wait?

[Ryan @rydudebro]

How it went down

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

my homegirl just posted two cheating memes and hella selfies right after omg we are so back

[꩜ ⥉ 𝐣𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ꩜ ⥉ moved accts! @apollodotorg]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up