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[selfmuser🍀 @self_muser]

@enough_yt My Moto G57 Power got the Android 17 update last month. I hope we get some QPR features in upcoming updates, since there won't be any more OS updates for this device.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

I’ve officially become THAT relative:

Nobody knows where the fuck I am, what the fuck I do, who I’m with, or how the fuck I’m living.

[Andrei Belous @x_belous]

Hi X Android folks!

If you're on version 12.20+, you're now running the latest iteration of our new Android app. For context: for the last 8 months we were shipping two apps in a single binary, and that introduced some perf overhead. But shipping two apps in one was needed to make the switch to the new experience as smooth as possible for everyone.

With 12.20+ that overhead is gone. We ship a single app, built entirely on the new shiny kotlin + compose codebase.

This resulted in:

• 33% smaller app binary size
• 69% faster app startup
• Got rid of 3.15M lines of code from the OG app

What's next: we hear you on performance. It's our main focus right now - scroll smoothness, battery, networking and memory - and there's more coming.

Thanks for the patience and the feedback along the way - keep it coming!

[Michael ChooMantar @hornithinee]

Dadi didnt hold back 😭😭😭😭

[Akriti @serakrism]

So we all agree youtube needs to stop being so fucking money hungry and lower the ads on their fuckass site right

[Uncensored.AI @GoUncensored]

Taylor Swift released her new song "Patient Zero" on September 25th, 2026.

The same day the literal plague supposedly escaped from a lab in Russia.

This was also exactly 6 months, 6 years and 6 days since the first COVID-19 lockdown.

[NewJeans Loops @newjeans_loop]

Danielle updates IG story for Hanni’s birthday Niniz😭😭😭

[Noah Cat @Cartidise]

people on TikTok are crazy...

they still believe in ts in 2026?

[selfmuser🍀 @self_muser]

@Wakeazul

[ℝ𝕆𝕊𝔼́⁴ @roserosie_1]

@Wakeazul “we’re the ‘the touch them and die fandom’” omg just so schzo

[༝༚༝༚ @blackpinkview_]

@Wakeazul @bpinmyarea____ This is the corniest thing I’ve ever seen 😭

[Tuta @TutaPrivacy]

🚨 GOOGLE IS KILLING ANDROID FREEDOM. 🚨

This #DiDay we call on you to take action & sign the petition: 
https://t.co/pMT2XhrZGC
Because Google must not decide what you can & can't download on YOUR Android device.

This undermines one of Android’s defining features: the freedom to install software from wherever you choose. 😤

#Android is supposed to be open, & your phone should be yours → NOT GOOGLES.

It’s time to support open alternatives like @GrapheneOS ✊

Find out more: https://t.co/c89lutjb4k

[FSSAI @fssaiindia]

A sample of Nestlé "Low Fat Dairy Whitener" collected from M/s Bharat Hotels Ltd. (The Lalit), New Delhi, has been declared UNSAFE & SUBSTANDARD by Food Analyst reports under the FSS Act 2006.
Directives have been issued to immediately prohibit the sale of product

#FSSAINotice

[i @daniellefavgirl]

I'd prefer a disband over this

[selfmuser🍀 @self_muser]

@laralarge 💀💀 idk but why it's giving this vidbe..

[daemon. @daemondot_]

@S0N_IA Open source y sin cuentas, así debería ser todo

[selfmuser🍀 @self_muser]

@AxisBankSupport @sajidmi220 Same story! They never mention these hidden fees while opening the account, but silently send a PDF later.
​They deducted ₹4,850+ as cash/BNA charges from my account. Don't waste time with their support file a complaint on the RBI Ombudsman portal directly to get a refund.

[selfmuser🍀 @self_muser]

@enough_yt 🫪

[Can Vardar @icanvardar]

i still call it twitter btw