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@ThePatriotOasis Hes trash anyway

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@ksorbs Yep

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@GovKathyHochul Stfu

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@AntonioSabatoJr In your hand

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@LibertyLockPod Stfu

[UnfilteredAmerica @NahBabyNahNah]

@DOGE Forget the traceability of the payments for a minute.

A) Who was entering these payments to be processed?

B) Who was approving these payments?

C) Who was validating that the authorized, accurate and was it budgeted?

@elonmusk

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@playmatejaylene @khloe And all you had to do was the unthinkable

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@gainzy222 Who actually listens to this mut

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@ayeejuju Skank

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@TB1Kinobe 320

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@gainzy222 He said met

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@niquealex Fuck you both

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@hodgetwins Hes not lol

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

Le Bron James is a Racist.

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@gainzy222 Stfu

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

This video made me laugh out loud.

[Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29]

This is the best explanation I’ve seen for President Trump’s tariffs.

This man understands it. 🔥🔥

[Terry Sater @sater_terry]

Oh, bless their hearts, the Democrats have cracked the code on Elon Musk’s master plan! Here we all thought the guy was just a quirky billionaire tinkering with rockets, electric cars, and brain chips to make the world a better place. But no, no, no! According to the elite, galaxy-brain sleuths of the progressive left division of the Democrat Party , Elon’s new gig leading the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is nothing less than a diabolical scheme to raid Grandma’s Social Security piggy bank. FINALLY, after years of slumming it in modest digs (never mind that he sold his mansions and lives in a $50,000 tiny house), he’s ready to bleed dry the retired teacher in Muncie, Indiana, and the disabled hairdresser in Fresno, California. Because who needs innovation when you can just swipe a few bucks from the elderly to fund that yacht he’s clearly been dreaming of but could never afford?

Let’s talk numbers, shall we? Back in December 2024, Elon’s peak wealth hit a cool $421 billion, chump change, really, when you consider his lifelong ambition of living large. But oh, how the mighty have fallen! By April 2025, that fortune’s taken a nosedive to a measly $300-something billion, leaving him scrambling for scraps!

Apparently, siphoning off a couple hundred bucks from Muncie and Fresno hasn’t quite gotten him over the hump. And the poor guy’s been trying so hard to keep up appearances while facing a flood of death threats, dodging “journalist” hit pieces that paint him as Satan incarnate, and watching Tesla dealerships get torched by the kind, tolerant souls of the Democrat Party. These brave warriors of justice have keyed cars, spray-painted “EAT THE RICH” on hoods, and even tried to blind Tesla workers with lasers, because nothing says “moral superiority” like a good old-fashioned felony. Too bad for them, Elon’s Teslas come equipped with more cameras than a Hollywood blockbuster, catching every glorious moment of their leftist passion in 4K.

And yet, the irony is thicker than a San Francisco fog. These self-proclaimed champions of the little guy, long on outrage, short on I.Q., can’t seem to grasp that Elon’s spent his life building things, not stealing them. No big homes, no yachts, no gold-plated toilets for this man; he’s been too busy launching humanity into space and electrifying the roads. But why let facts ruin a good conspiracy? The Democrat faithful will keep their rage going, spurred on by their DNC and media puppet masters, convinced that Musk’s secret dream isn’t a Mars colony but a "McMansion" funded by old people's Social Security checks.

Meanwhile, the rest of us can only marvel at the mental gymnastics it takes to believe a guy who’s lost over $100 billion in a few months is in it for the money. Keep swinging, lefties! Those Tesla cameras are still rolling! Keep your makeup ready for your mug shot!

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@kimtalkscrypto Damn i read that and feel less intelligent. Good luck with that.

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@cloud9markets 🎣