Andy B

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[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

It starts off slow but gets crazy at the end 😭👌🏻⚡️

[This Acc Will Make You Happy @peopleofearths]

Once buddies, always buddies 😄

[theDogLovers @theDoggLovers]

0 years of bad luck if you love my dog....

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If only we’d trained Grok on just these 2 books, we’d be done already!

[The Adventurous Soul @TAdventurousoul]

That's called respect.

[Rohoza (Дев'ятий) Mykhailo 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇨🇦 @Oct7NeverForget]

🇺🇸🧐💪Once, the Pentagon realized it had far too many generals and suggested they retire. It promised that any general who stepped down immediately would receive a pension equal to their salary plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between two points on the general’s body. The generals could choose those points themselves.
The first to agree was an Air Force general. He told the pension officer to measure from the top of his head to the tips of his toes. It came out to six feet. He retired with a check for $720,000.
The second was an Army general. He asked for the distance from the tips of his fingers (with arms stretched upward) to the tips of his toes. That came out to eight feet. He retired with a check for $960,000.
When the third general—a gray-haired Marine—was asked which two points to measure between, he said: “Measure from the tip of my penis to my testicles.”
The pension officer suggested that perhaps the respected Marine general might want to reconsider, mentioning the generous sums the previous generals had received. But the Marine stood his ground.
A medical officer was called in for such a delicate measurement. He approached the general and asked him to take it out. The general did.
The medical officer placed a ruler at the tip—and suddenly recoiled.
“My God!” he exclaimed. “Where are the testicles?”
“In Vietnam,” the general replied.

[KWEKU♍️🇬🇭 @KOD_Jnr]

The bad news😢

[GYM Gorilla @GYMGorillas]

Anatoly gym prank with bodybuilders🤬🤬👊🏻💀💀🏋🏾‍♂️🏋🏾‍♂️💪🏻💪🏻🔥🔥🔥🏋🏾‍♂️🔥

[Johnny B. Good @Cat5SMASHICANE]

This is a very well orchestrated prank. I can laugh at it because I've been in this guy's position. There's nothing worse than making a choice like this and seeing it was wrong each time.🤣🤣🤣

[WithAlvin 🇬🇭 @withAlvin__]

We all heard the insult right? 😂 what did she say?

Man shares moment he caught his officer mum in traffic

[Manly Mentor @manly_mentor]

This is what p*rnography does to your soul ‼️‼️

[Kathleen Winchell ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KathleenWinche3]

Well this one will hit you in the feels! Not what I expected at all!
You never know what people are going through! Wait until the end!
God bless them all! ❤️❤️❤️

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Full video of that dog meme. He doesn't know he's a celebrity 😂

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

15 Uncomfortable truths that most men never hear ‼️