Garrett's Ketchup Bottle

Loads of sarcasm laced in my tweets.

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@Picaxso @MeidasTouch Dry entry.

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@yegwave Mega brain freeze!

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@JMills4891 @TheBuckYouWill Move the decimal point to the right three places.

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@yegwave Another wall he won't get built.

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@FlyersRyguy @B_Sommermann Getting his Ducks in order. Is there a history or backstory between these two?

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@FriedgeHNIC Sadly VCR won't recover the 1st rounder they pissed away

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@AndyCole1984 Trey Fix-Pettersson

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@FriedgeHNIC Trey Fix-Pettersson

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@ThomasDrance I can't find the list of all the draft slots for Vancouver, do they pick 33rd tomorrow?

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Part of me thinks #Canucks are scheming to get the next set of twins.

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Demko to Buffalo for the 4th and Vancouver takes the Ruck twins.

#Canucks

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@badbusiness @MrGlobal2025 Can't remember but I think I calculated it based on 3.78 and not 4.54.

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@silvertrade Just quit financing them? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@gtconway3d @Acosta Reminds me of this dude.

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@DhaliwalSports Crack the Crown Dhali and pour it STIFF!!!

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@MattPisko @ProducerDrew_ Stan Benning....

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@LassStats @revingev @NHL_Muse But what about the Norris year?

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@PierreVLeBrun @ArponBasu Shane who?

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@RinkWideVAN I'm getting the feeling Hronek would look pretty good with a C.

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@FriedgeHNIC Free Oeter!!