Divorce Advocate

matching with whore and bitch (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆
i just rt funnies and look at art this website is scary to me💔

[Chetnam “Scootercooch” Pickens @ChetnamBagKing]

Just took a shit without my phone #primal

[♱ @wkurwilemsie]

wszedl nacpany typ do autobusu i mowi do swojego labubu chodz mefedronowy potworku przeczytam ci jakas bajeczke o mam tutaj nowy testament #lodz

[razz 🐎SBR @razzydjazzy]

Really into the Hi lately

[himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟 @bourglor]

Why am i stuck in traffic? DON’T THEY KNOW, DON’T THEY KNOW WHO I AM? The doctor of poop, that’s who I am! AHHHHH [loud scream] / guy driving furious road rage dressed politely with a fancy black coat, losing it, insane, crazy, can’t take it anymore / reaction video meme

[mulch muncher @mulch1muncher]

feeling maternal

[ِ @kwapof]

genie: you have 3 wishes

me:

genie: you have 3 wishes

me: i w

genie: you haveOk good youre responsive

[guppies! @guppiesz]

pikmin blooms theme this month is bratwursts and I’m losing my mind

[Lydia Preusser-Treviso @MischiefCycles]

Disintegrated one of the chefs cause they made me mad

[rose @roramdin]

Fuck sorry man I’d be there right now but all the blood came out of my body all at once from every hole

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

i be up in the pussy like oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang

[Liste @endliste]

(unable to conceive the letter “ ” after my mind injury)
ME: They call it parkling water becau you can park it but only a little. ?

THE ERPENT: Hi

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