Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️

Cat-Wrestler, Map-Ruiner, Face-Swapper, Book-Carrier. The Dimension President. Definitely not a Succubus. For realz.

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

@JacksLetters @chrisjsf @OnThisDayGaming What is this "Mario Kart" and what book can I find it in? Sounds like this "rubber banding" could be fun. Knowing the map is my specialty.

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

New spell: Enummoc
Magic-user 5
Range: 1 cleric
Duration: 3 questions
Somewhere in the world a cleric casting commune will ask you three questions, believing you to be a saint or god. The cleric will believe any reasonably coherent answers. You can't choose which cleric.

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

What's your favorite polearm, @bjornfelheart?

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

#sstabz tip: to add emphasis to your words when expressing your feelings, instead of swears, just say polearms! Fauchard-fork. Bec-de-corbin. Glaive-guisarme.

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

Mars knows battles!™ #sstabz #slogansforthegods

[Bjorn Fel 💓 @bjornfelheart]

bjorn why #sstabz

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

Hey @bjornfelheart did they shut you down yet?

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

@bjornfelheart Thanks for the reminder that it's a #sstabz night! @bjornfelheart you are so helpful!

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

@bjornfelheart Oh Bjorn.

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

@bjornfelheart @JacksLetters So in most of his best tweets Bjorn is taking about himself in the third person?

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

Since @bjornfelheart will probably be going offline in August due to the Twitter API changes, what should his final joke be? #sstabz

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

@bjornfelheart Thanks Bjorn!

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

Is this real life? If this just trigonometry? #sstabz

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

Okay @bjornfelheart this is a tough one. Do you hear brainstorm or green needle?

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

@bjornfelheart do you hear Laurel or Yanny?

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

@bjornfelheart @JacksLetters @chrisjsf It was goats, not ghosts. #goatsnotghosts

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

Hey @bjornfelheart have you ever found a bunch of #goats on your ship when you returned from looting and pillaging? #sstabz

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

@bjornfelheart do you even like #goats? #sstabz

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

@bjornfelheart @jesus That's more like it Bjorn. Welcome back.

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

@bjornfelheart tell me a story.

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

Today @bjornfelheart learned not to tag so many random strangers in his posts. #sstabz

[Ser Cleve 🗝️⚜️ @sercleve]

@bjornfelheart please tell me a story for real.