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I don't even like this bio my mom picked it out for me

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ATTENTION: thanks that's all I needed

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@TG22110 As a dog groomer the amount of people saying this is abuse is laughable. This dog is obviously well taken care of otherwise the groomer wouldn’t have been able to complete this process. I see real abuse on a daily basis and that’s not it. These are all different dogs for example.

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@parawhore234 wouldn’t it better to start over now than to never start again?? pls come

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@parawhore234 Girllllllllllllll 😋

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why is is always the boomers that want to pretend they don’t see you walking in a parking lot and nonchalantly almost run you over with their car

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@chrismearle I also remember finding out at camp lol. I feel like the only reason it’s a core memory for everyone because it was like our first celebrity death.

[Keeanga-Yamahtta Taylor @KeeangaYamahtta]

Notice what the police are doing…

[Krista Koeller @KristaLerista]

Today is the anniversary of the Stonewall riots, the reason Pride is in June.

In 1969, it was illegal to wear clothes that were considered inappropriate for one's sex and when the police raided the Stonewall Inn's gay bar, they started to do a genital check (as was procedure).

[Anna Merlan @annamerlan]

If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]

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if I am forced to have babies they will all be raised to become enemies of the state

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Supreme Court really said “happy birthday, we’re taking away your rights 🥳”

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how do men just go about their day knowing they made their gf cry, like bro what is wrong with you

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

REALIZED BARS OF SOAP IN THE SHOWER ARE BETTER THAN ALL THE PLASTIC CONTAINER GEL AND FOAMS WE NOW HAVE!!! FAR SUPERIOR! RETURN TO SOAP!!!!!! sound off in the comments below

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Greatest country in the world? 🤔

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

LEAKED EMAIL: Applebee’s franchise exec says that rising gas prices are great for business because the chain can offer workers lower wages.

“Most of our employee base and potential employee base live paycheck to paycheck… the labor market is about to turn in our favor.”

[serena @serenaparson]

@neptunenfp So glad you were born 🥳

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@piscesdolI Happy birthday!!! Hope it’s the best yet 🎈

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HUHHHHH

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

In moments of crisis, people often show their true colors.

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@sapphicbandkid relatable anxious child turned socially inept adult things