Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers

112 days since last graffiti incident. Catch my talk on bullying at local schools.

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Day 16 of my stake-out of #Rosehaven Bakery. Can't risk any copycat robbers. The complimentary muffins and bottomless coffee are just a nice bonus.

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Please join us for this weekend's police auction as we sell items confiscated during the past year. (Sorry, @OlivesWatch, the neighbourhood watch "ceremonial items"/weapons will have to remain locked away) #Rosehaven #abctv

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Crowd control this afternoon at the bakery. Word got around of some discounted caramel tarts and a dozen keen customers turned up. Not everyone will go home happy and it’s these times when my job is most difficult. #Rosehaven #abc

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Received another cut to funding this week. I've had to sublet the cell to Austrian backpackers. #Rosehaven #abc

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Thanks to Emma for filling in for me while I fulfill my town Santa obligations. All "protection" payments collected by Emma during this time will be returned over the next few days. #Rosehaven #abc

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Uregent reminder: I love you all equally. #Rosehaven #abc

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Will have to look into this. #Rosehaven #abc

[Graham @LoverBoyGraham]

Organising some willing participants for some human hunting is proving problematic. Volunteers would be compensated generously. Joggers and light refreshments will be provided. #Rosehaven #abc

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Bruce has set up a profile a dating app on my behalf. Would be surprised if my type found time while running a real estate agency to sign up herself though. #Rosehaven #abc

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

A resident couldn't make it to community service today, so I’m filling in for roadside cleanup. I think they’ve learned their lesson anyway. #Rosehaven #abc

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

I've been thinking about those trousers I tried on, Gez. I'm leaning towards buying them, but may need to take them for a trial run first to gauge community reaction. @GezsGuide #Rosehaven #abc

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Testing out my new custom made duty jacket today. Very pleased with the detachable sleeves, as requested. I won't be getting stuck in any doors during personal reprimands, unless my trousers get caught again. #Rosehaven #abc

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Off to help a couple of kids unbog their car. Think I'll pick up a shovel and some hot chocolates on the way. #Rosehaven #abc

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Ceiling fan stolen in break and enter at Tilson Drive. Suspect is reported as male, white, caucasian, approximately 5’10”, and likely in the middle of renovations. #Rosehaven

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

And a card as well! You've set a high bar for Christmas this year. #Rosehaven #FathersDay

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Knocked it out of the park with dad's Father's Day gift this year. Scratchies AND a lotto ticket! He’s going to be chuffed. #Rosehaven #FathersDay

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Very proud you've started your property portfolio. #Rosehaven

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Get yourself into the booming property market by claiming abandoned cubby houses in the bush. #Rosehaven #lifehacks

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

A dark horse emerged at yesterday's council spill and Betsy The Mare is now #Rosehaven mayor. She has promised stable government. #auspol #libspill

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

Please stop referring to us as colleagues. I'm staying out of this. #Rosehaven

[Olive's Neighbourhood Watch @OlivesWatch]

I can confirm that I will be asking #Rosehaven mayor, Mildred The Cow, for a leadership ballot at the next council meeting. If elected as mayor, I will use my experience in law enforcement to be tough on crime and introduce mandatory offshore detention for mainlanders. #auspol

[Daniel McCallum @DanielSearches]

Sounds like you couldn't hack it on the mainland, Olive. #Rosehaven

[Tyler Runs Rosehaven @TylersStore]

Great. Now my hands hurt too. #Rosehaven

[Rosehaven Ravens @RosehavenRavens]

Shame we didn't get a look in. $443 would buy a lot of frisbees. #Rosehaven