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5 am in vegas… 2 white boys, nerdy white boys, filling gum canisters with soup

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happy anniversary

[jen ⸆⸉ @swiftsdnp]

fifteen years btw

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@primaverarry why didn’t u tell me you’re famouse pooks i had to find out from a post shading u on threads

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just remembered how i found out liam direction died before basically anyone else outside of argentina because arty happened to have my messages open when she found out

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i drew demon dan 😇

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im looking respectfully

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HELP THEYRE HOT

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

presenting the Dan and Phil PHANTASY 2026 Calendar - sort your life out and bathe your eyes in 12 months of magical scenes all beautifully handcrafted by @kickthepj and team

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@danielhowell WE NOT BACK

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@danielhowell we can't come hang yall broke the site

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@danielhowell gave u his editing tips

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@parkerk04 @DanAndPhilGAMES @DanAndPhilGAMES

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as eric adams might say, new york is the kampala of america

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help i’m in class

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

we expose each other’s dating history https://t.co/RJEeYDRWI0

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@phant1stic i don’t even like rpf but i don’t think i’ve ever heard of a single sfw phanfic wtf are they doing

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@luvdnpz dan fighting himself in the idgaf war and still losing

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lets all acknowledge the mullet is the best aesthetic decision he's ever made

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@themostphun i forgot what i replied and got very confused by this notif. also thats horrifying

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WHYYYYYY IS HE GIVING DREAM FANS REPLIES GET AWAY FROM HIM

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@temerjty NOOOOOOOOOO it hurts

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@dnproan free

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@twunkbirth @danielhowell @AmazingPhil i got a london fog today!! it was yum and it matched my nails