Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade)

ND 😉 | HRD | Dr. | SRHR | OSH | Awkward overachiever 🥲 |✨🌈🦋| s/h | 아포방포 💜 | Kana katakatifu | Forever delusional 🤭 | Career 3rd wheel 💕(views mine, obvs)

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

✨ ND things ✨

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

@SpryVoice Vsangura (maragoli)

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

In case youre wondering how I'm doing:

Today one of my kittens bit me so hard I instinctively bit her back to establish dominance 😭

Hapo ndio tumefikishana na cat parenting 😅

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

Just realised the rankings are still high because the old mpesa app rankings still count? Decepticon behaviour!

Anyway ive deleted my previous 5 star rating and given them a 1. I hate this thing with a passion!

[Dr. Stan @stansyke]

While in clinical practice, waking up by 5 a.m., busy days, and working late, I used to pray for a remote, flexible, and non-clinical role.

I got a remote, flexible, and non-clinical role with no night or weekend calls, and now I miss clinical work😂

Happiness is an illusion.

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

Wachana na dini 🤣🤣🤣

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

You meet your 16 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What will you say?

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

Lmao that My OneApp is so annoying with the frequent resets anga sijui switch off wifi.... I have unistalled. Kwendeni huko @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC mnaboooo!!!!

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

@nyomzzzy Games of cat and mouse 😀

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

Psychiatrist: you've been off your meds for a minute so here's a lower dose to wean you back onto them BUT REMEMBER TO EAT bc they suppress appetite.
Me: sure thing doc!

Me, 1 week later at 1650 hrs wondering why I'm having a stomachache after having taken nothing all day: 😵

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

Cats, because I had none at the beginning of the year and now I have 3.

Mniombee 😅😅

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

So, ADHD crew… what are you collecting these days?

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

Anyways this is the year for psychmaxxing where we address all our mental health problems in earnest and see what we could become if we stop out of our own way.

That only means that anyone that owes me money and wenye kunizoea watakapitia a good one. Can't wait!!! 😁

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

@Kurlycheeks Bodyshock!!

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

https://t.co/xuuA4cm9Tw

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

Maybe if I call my Concerta "Mental Health Candies" I'll remember to take them daily? 😭

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

🪄meds🪄

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

https://t.co/dZbWJ3PtyW

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

We're back in business yall! I'm never ever ever EVER skipping meds again, worst month of my life

(Laughs in whatever neurospicy demon because wasn't I here saying the same thing 2 months ago?)

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

Maybe if I call my Concerta "Mental Health Candies" I'll remember to take them daily? 😭

[Ashok Kumar | 🇵🇸 @broseph_stalin]

If you loved the story of the man who goes on a blood-soaked killing spree to avenge his dead dog, you’re going to go wild for the man who is now avenging his dead father, mother, wife, child, niece, nephew and sister, murdered by an imperial power and its settler-colony proxy.

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

Why did I think this was about the dog? 😭

[Lex P🪬 @LexP__]

Somebody explain this bam situation to me like I’m 5. Why is everyone mad. Yes I’m nosy idc

[jess⁷˚˖𓍢ִ໋ is seeing bts!!! @JOONIEMOONlE]

triathalon (bts vers.)

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

Girl....

Anyway, if we all request community notes on this post the blue check rage farm money won't come in, right?

[Shakira Wanjira Naliaka Wafula @fit_ermined]

Today the court determined that the 6 KWS Officers implicated on the disappearance of Brian Odhiambo have a case to answer.

#JusticeForBrianOdhiambo
KWS is using Leon Kalisto, their legal officer, paid by our hard earned tax money,
to defend those criminals @KWSKenya why are you defending murderers?!!

0722692116

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

It’s truly astounding to witness the Western shock at Iran responding to its leader being assassinated with proportionate attacks on the guilty parties. The psychology of Western hegemony mirrors that of rapists and abusers: they are stunned by their victims fighting back.

[Bulletproof Picasso (Comrade) @seshieToast]

Lmao gtfoh, as if you're the harbingers of peace nkt

[Israel in Kenya @IsraelinKenya]

Iran’s ballistic capability spans beyond the Middle East. The Iranian Ayatollah regime is threatening world peace.

[Maandamano Hottie 🇵🇸 @_omalicha__]

Global effects will be massive as if Sudan and Congo dying from exploitation isn’t massive enough. Shut it down completely. Let it be flattered by Iran. Fuck the UAE.