nope

nope

[nope @seymourweiners]

You can give your heart to a girl but there's no guarantee you'll get it back.

[miss charades @ShockTartBionic]

Thanks for the informative tip captain eat a dick

[sUiCiDaL tRuCkEr @TruckerSuicidal]

you'd be perfect if someone held you down and super glued your lips shut

[Tumblr Hockey @TumblrHockey_]

When boys make you feel stupid

https://t.co/i65S1lOCfN

[Matt @Matt_The_1st]

To be honest, I didn't use my AK yesterday either

[Slice_of_Scavanger @Savage_Scavange]

"Fuck it. Just use the 4 keys from that Pitbull song."
-Ke$ha, probably

[Tumblr Hockey @TumblrHockey_]

😂

[Tumblr Hockey @TumblrHockey_]

"Great moments are born from great opportunities"

Retweet if you know where this is from

[nope @seymourweiners]

Well that's kinda really sucky...

[nope @seymourweiners]

@loganlosh10 exactly!!

[nope @seymourweiners]

@loganlosh10 totally fucking true!!

[nope @seymourweiners]

@loganlosh10 YES

[Howiefelterboobs @bullfrog_1979]

Gas is cheap considering you're buying liquid exploding dinosaurs.