Sarah Ferguson

I just realized youre supposed to write stuff here

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

@nferguson71 yes, insulting me from Cross the globe ... How nice

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

@nferguson71 Hahahah you are a BRAT!!

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

"So if I drown in the water, I'm not going to see you ever again?" - a 5 yr old's question to dad after debate about wearing a life jacket

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

I just wrote an email to my mom titled "Boss Ass Bitch". Finals need to stop

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

@brimaas only if you like involuntarily watching porn and awkward swing dancing

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

Is it bad that the couples giving each other tearful goodbyes at the bus stop always make me laugh?

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

A high schooler on the train just called me "ma'am" 👵😦

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

@lisanaumann thank Lisa!! I'll be in DG in a week! We should force heather and @haleyfleckers to go out to dinnah

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

Is it possible to become possessed by the soul of someone who is still living? Because I 100% turn into my mother when my brother drives

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

@emmmmmyyyy thanks Emma!

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

@haleyfleckers hahaha he tries

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

Rudy's attempt at indoor tanning

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

Gordon Ferguson's recommendation of the day : download wade, it's a driving app with "social functions"

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

@wilbur_mcg it is back. What do you thing urban outfitters has spent 3 years trying to do?

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

I proudly preset the very first piece of my soon to be Pyrex collection http://t.co/JNdUCV5BRe

[Mo @mofaz13]

"Francis unleashed the beast in me. Like I seriously have a man crush on Frank Sinatra" -elderly man at work

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

@c_syd1994 GO UNCLE TINE!

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

You don't know true fear until your bathroom door decides to lock you in while none of your roommates are home

[Sarah Ferguson @sfergs93]

HAAAAA-UGGEEE SHOUT OUT TO @VicTORIaHaler and @wilbur_mcg for being wonderful human beings and helping me get tickets! #badgerlove