Stephen Fitzmaurice

He/Him. Former mascot & @UF/@GSPMgwu alum. I run a lot. RT≠Endorsement, and do not reflect views of my employer or the Galactic Senate. Comms ‘n junk.

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@swlittauer @bikeshare Is there even a dock at IAD?

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@CGRTeams Did the drone ever hit fifth gear?

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@PoPville Yanni’s? I’d name it Laurel’s.

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@HunterGHawkins @BarredinDC @Duffysirishpub @DuffysCapHill What was that spice. Was it too much coriander?

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@econwonk Calm down Nancy Mace, lol

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@tomsherwood @cuneytdil @SegravesNBC4 would love to see an analysis of whether and how much these constant flyovers are disrupting trauma flights to Washington Medical Center

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@SpencerSays Supposed to, until the humidity and rain make it one big wall of smoke

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@maustermuhle @cuneytdil Does every statue have a rifle?

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@AnnaSpiegs Only if they open on the south side of RI Ave.

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@iamsharpe Just me, or does that feel in line with today? Meanwhile the federal minimum wage hasn’t risen since just three years after this receipt. $7.25 in 2009 is worth $11.43 today, wet we’re still at $7.35.

It’s not the buying power of the dollar but the stagnation of wages.

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@ReelBigFish Heart broken yall won’t be at DC WT 😭
RBF is the first band I ever saw live (Sunfest 96) and the band I’ve seen most. Yall are indelible in my life. 🤍🖤

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@TJ_Cooney Important clarification: televised or IRL?
Televised: Apollo 11 landing
IRL: The battle between J and K vs Boris the Animal atop the Saturn V SA-506, ensuring the successful deployment of ArcNet and preventing the Boglodite invasion. Obviously.

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Pretty cool watching them unload @SpaceX’s Falcon from the bar in Port Canaveral yesterday. Just off camera to the left is @blueorigin’s New Glenn fresh off Jacklyn.

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@TJ_Cooney Well earned! Congrats

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I really hope whoever opens the Artemis II hatch greets the crew with “Welcome to Earth” like Will Smith in ID4.

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Artemis II. Artemis harder.

#Artemis #ArtemisII

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@TJ_Cooney

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Just served this ad from @Uber. Strong lesson to remember when to pause or cancel your buys.

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At this point Idris Elba would get hijacked on a Citi bike