sgazzetti 🇺🇸🇸🇮

Apparently descended from apes? Mercator’s projection hater. Grice’s maxims fan. Proud Army vet (not that kind). Like patience on a monument.

[sgazzetti 🇺🇸🇸🇮 @sgazzetti]

Attenborough: Though well cared for by their father, now the young sea dragons must find their own way in the world.
Me: Hear that, boys?

[sgazzetti 🇺🇸🇸🇮 @sgazzetti]

“Persons of a reflective bent all too often underestimate the enormous strength that truly abysmal ignorance can bring.”

— David Bentley Hart

[sgazzetti 🇺🇸🇸🇮 @sgazzetti]

For anyone in need of some perspective in these troubling times, I cannot recommend this book highly enough:

[sgazzetti 🇺🇸🇸🇮 @sgazzetti]

First snowfall on the Sandías this morning:

[sgazzetti 🇺🇸🇸🇮 @sgazzetti]

Another from the vaults:

[sgazzetti 🇺🇸🇸🇮 @sgazzetti]

This has been aging in my archives like a fine wine for eight years. Sadly I don’t know who to credit.

[Mayor Tim Keller @MayorKeller]

No more freebies for Trump's Halloween visit tomorrow, time to pay up the half million dollars you owe ABQ.

[sgazzetti 🇺🇸🇸🇮 @sgazzetti]

@nee_massey Your words have meant so much to people who thought like you did in school.

[MarshFamilySongs @MarshSongs]

Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞
👉https://t.co/heCwcVztt3

[Jeff Maurer @JeffMightBWrong]

Your ballot, explained.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

And this is the guts of it. A significant plurality of American voters can be easily convinced to vote against their own interests or desires if a candidate promises to hate and abuse the people they think they are supposed to hate and fear. And with a relentless demagogue on the loose, we are now approaching the threshold at which our electorate is too fucking stupid to operate a republic.

[Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham @GovMLG]

Walter White is BACK and he’s demanding that we clean up New Mexico!

Thanks to ⁦⁦@BryanCranston⁩ and all those who helped bring this iconic NM film character back to life for a great cause.

Let’s all support #BreakingBadHabits and keep our beautiful state litter-free!

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

you gotta be faster

[sgazzetti 🇺🇸🇸🇮 @sgazzetti]

@Chipper24 Every time!

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

The left hates shrimp boat captains.

[Mike Scott @MickPuck]

I sometimes wonder if people with a lot of issues had older siblings who farted in their face every day of their childhood. Out go dignity, personal space, self-esteem. In come revenge, anger and antipathy to other peoples' personal functions. I'm brainstorming here. Any ideas?

[Harry Shearer @theharryshearer]

Not a band to be outdone, Spinal Tap is demanding that the Trump campaign refrain from playing “Sex Farm” at their rallies.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

@gtconway3d I feel like John Henry racing the steam engine.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Do the sane and sentient among us understand that this dumb taintsniffing mook keeps talking about Hannibal Lechter because he thinks "asylum" seekers at the southern border are cannibalistic denizens of insane asylums, and further, that he keeps claiming they are given credit cards because they are seeking "visas"? Is there a media culture functional enough to ask a follow-up question and confirm this astounding, relentless stupidity? Is there an aide de camp to this flat-brained empty suit with courage enough to correct him and make the submoronity end? My god. This bespittled fool is campaigning to be the leader of the free world and pratfalling into Kafkaesque absurdity and no one utters a shard of truth.

[Massive Attack @MassiveAttackUK]

> @davewalker