SG

▪️@dobbyads, Amazon, Samsung, IIT Bombay
▪️AI Creative Agency

[SG @sgistic_]

Men spent centuries looking for someone who would listen without judging.

AI arrived and solved the problem in six months.

[SG @sgistic_]

@xwang_lk Been 10 days since I submitted mine. I was feeling depressed until I saw your tweet about waiting for 1 month. If someone like you had to wait, I stand no chance! But it gave me hope. :)

[SG @sgistic_]

ChatGPT: “Which response do you prefer?”

Me:
→ What's the difference really?
→ Wow it values my opinion
→ Wait… am I training it right now

This feels like a performance review. For me.

[SG @sgistic_]

@sama would be great to have ChatGPT Companion mode.. my son can keep reading the tablet and talking to Chat about what's on screen and asking or discussing things.

[SG @sgistic_]

Rest in peace sir. 🙏🏻

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

The clock has stopped ticking. The Titan passes away. #RatanTata was a beacon of integrity, ethical leadership and philanthropy, who has imprinted an indelible mark on the world of business and beyond. He will forever soar high in our memories. R.I.P

[SG @sgistic_]

The world is working in between scrolls of reels and shorts.

[SG @sgistic_]

The 'last and final call' announcement at airports is anything but that.

The real last and final call comes from deep within you, when your soul screams, 'You've probably missed the flight!'

[SG @sgistic_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[SG @sgistic_]

"Recall the face of the poorest and weakest man you have seen, and ask yourself if this step you contemplate is going to be any use to him."

- Mahatma Gandhi

[SG @sgistic_]

Use AI
or be used by AI.

[SG @sgistic_]

my god, what's the matter?
and you'll answer:
I don't know, I don't know . . .

3/3

[SG @sgistic_]

PULL A STRING, A PUPPET MOVES
- by Charles Bukowski

each man must realize
that it can all disappear very
quickly:
the cat, the woman, the job,
the front tire,
the bed, the walls, the
room; all our necessities
including love,
rest on foundations of sand —

1/3

[SG @sgistic_]

and any given cause,
no matter how unrelated:
the death of a boy in Hong Kong
or a blizzard in Omaha . . .
can serve as your undoing.
all your chinaware crashing to the
kitchen floor, your girl will enter
and you'll be standing, drunk,
in the center of it and she'll ask:

2/3

[Mint Mobile @Mintmobile]

If 'read receipts' are on, you're either very brave or very good at ignoring people.

[SG @sgistic_]

Definitely must have for 2025.

Btw Happy New Year.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s a shame New Year celebrations happen at midnight. 8.45pm would be ideal.

[SG @sgistic_]

Prime Video: pay to browse more paywalls.

#AmazonPrime #streaming #Subscription

[SG @sgistic_]

"Even last year you ordered all the fitness equipment but the size of the clothes you ordered remained the same. Would you instead like to donate this money to.."

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Amazon confirms you’re not making purchases based on resolutions you have no intention of keeping

[SG @sgistic_]

According to a New Study there can now be a New Study on pretty much anything.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Does anyone seriously believe this "new study"?

[SG @sgistic_]

🤣

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Math skills required in your life's stages

[SG @sgistic_]

amazon: hey we will send you real time updates on your shipping. turn notifications on for our app.

me: makes sense, sure.

(next second)

amazon: this christmas, your loved ones..