Scott Graeme Proctor

blue is the colour

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

I noticed not a single Norwegian rioted in London last night

Turns out we're not all the same

[Agent P @AgentP22]

Watching Spain v Belgium reminds me of this classic from Grievance Granny 4 years ago.

(The Spanish Anthem doesn't have any lyrics)

😂😂😂😂😂

[🩵Sugar 🩵 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 @Ihatesugar3]

Make this utter BITCH famous ‼️

[Etienne Goursaud 🇫🇷 @EtienneGoursaud]

Le carton jaune de Michael Olise n'est pas annulé ?

Quelle crédibilité a désormais la FIFA, qui annule un rouge logique de Balogun et qui n'annule pas un carton jaune imaginaire d'Olise ?

[Paddy - Attacking Football @PaddyKeoghAF]

Rio Ferdinand clapping for FIFA’s blatant rule-bending to help the US proves it once again: just because someone’s elite at sports doesn’t make them a role model.

After Qatar too, it’s clear he’ll do anything for a paycheck. Admire the talent on the pitch: never idolise the person.

[Mark Nelson @marknelsoncomic]

Rio Ferdinand applauding FIFA’s decision on Balogun.

And if there is one man who knows all about cheating.

[Andy Heaton @Andrew_Heaton]

A chip in a ball so sensitive it can detect contact with a strand of hair

But not this?

Ok

[Agent P @AgentP22]

I wonder why Ross Greer deleted this tweet...

[Farva @FarvaRangers]

Absolutely fucking raging.

This wasn’t in the plan.

Need that corrupt baldy cunt removed from the beautiful game.

[Iain @IainMitchell17]

You’d do well to find any player who spoke as well and as classy as Jack Butland during his time at the club 🧤

Top class goalie, top class guy. Wish him all the best!

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

#2026WorldCup — David Beckham is watching the Scotland vs Brazil match from the stands with a glass of wine.

One of the clearest examples of football being taken away from the working class and handed over to the wealthy.

[Agent P @AgentP22]

Neil Gray: "Scotland is a safe place to live."

Meanwhile:

⚠️One crime every minute
⚠️Rapes at a 55-year high
⚠️Violent crime rising
⚠️ Shoplifting through the roof

The SNP must think the public can't read statistics.

[Kyle @roboky303]

How have the commentators just glossed over this stonewall pen that should’ve been given???

[Andrew Hughes @_beam2]

Really? @BBCNews @BBC You have chartered or paid for a helicopter presumably funded by us the TV license holders to give us an overhead 'live' picture of a train with Andy Burnham. Do you actually think that was needed?

[Bernie @Artemisfornow]

WTF? … Sky News has actually put a helicopter over London to cover Andy Burnham arriving by train…

Like it’s the 2nd coming?

If you ever wonder why trust in the media has collapsed, start here 🤡

[Dux @DuxVul]

I don’t remember John Swinney meeting members of the Scottish community 90 days ago

When a deranged invader ran around stabbing them

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

“The suspect appears to be motivated by anti-Muslim hatred.”

Usually people like Shabana urge people not to speculate on the motives, even when it’s blindingly obvious. It could be due to “mental health” after all?

Funny how speculation is allowed when it suits a narrative.

[Alice Beddoes @AliceBeddoes]

I don't recall the Home Secretary making a statement in less than two hours after Henry Nowak's murder.

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

You apologised to that wee lassie in Dundee yet, ya cunt? No? Then you don’t get to tell anyone what to be ashamed of.