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[👸🏿 @sh3abutterbaby]

The pic I took of my sister vs the one she took of me. I don’t like her sometimes.

[Ken Alexis @basedkenken]

Makeup and 📸by me on @ayrastarr 💜

[‏ً @itsnwts]

HOT TAKE: men should have curfews so women can go out at night.

[PsudoMike 🇨🇦 @PsudoMike]

BMO and RBC sold Moneris, the processor that clears one in three Canadian card transactions, to a US based private equity firm for two billion dollars this week. TD gave part of its payments book to Fiserv last year. CIBC and Scotiabank already run their card rails through Chase and Global Payments. That's the pattern now.

I've spent years shipping code on top of processors like this one. Watching every big bank quietly hand off the pipes their money actually moves through makes me wonder who in Ottawa is tracking that as an infrastructure risk, not just a business story.

[Eren 🎯 @erenfromtargets]

they should raise the age of consent to 20 just to see who get mad

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

That’s the every day sexual assault Nigerian women complain of and they get gaslighted on the internet.

[obalende chimamanda @omosalewasmiles]

God will see them through

[𝐻𝒶𝓇𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓉 ྐ❤︎ @qsycho_H]

I could never ever understand the thought process behind rubbing pepper on the private parts of your own child, how on earth could you justify that?

[tobi @oluwatobiexe]

a babe saying she doesn’t want to get married shouldn’t be triggering you lmaooo

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

“Terrible husband, good father”
What the hell does that even mean????How can a man that was terrible to my mother be a good father to me???????????

[swannface @Vix_79]

Will be avoiding M&S for the near future👀

[Free Spirit @onemoveahead]

Jane: "I can't imagine waking up knowing that I won't see you". He woke up every day for a whole 2 years not seeing her. I guess now he was back, the thought of that being his forever was too much to bear.

#SimonBaker, The Mentalist

[Pémi @0luwapemi]

You see that story yesterday about the 30 year old babe whose parents are refusing to ALLOW to move out... now imagine she ends up with this kind of MIL. Do you think she'll be able to speak up for herself & push back? This is how authoritarian parents set their kids to be abused

[Free Spirit @onemoveahead]

Abbot: Jane, do you know anything about this fake letter YOU wrote as a ruse to prevent / delay Lisbon from Leaving to DC so you could wine and dine her in your pre planned hotel escapade to finally express your true feelings and win her back from Pike?

Jane: No

Abbott: Okay

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

If you like, give up.

[SisiYėmmié.com 🌶 @Sisi_Yemmie]

Your wife should not get a job and cannot do anything worthwhile but your prayer is that your daughter should be president and you want her to dream big cos she deserves the best. You dey mad.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

LIFT IT UP ©️

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

What if Manchester City beat Crystal Palace 115-0 tomorrow? 😊

[Lit! @JusttLit]

Men are always very understanding of their deadbeat dads

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

A lot of you never held any leadership role prior to marriage. Not your offices, not in associations you belong to, not even headboy of your primary school, so marriage is the one place you finally get to be the local champion leader you’ve been having wet dreams about.

Pathetic