Shaad Shafi

Comedy and Dota 2 enthusiast

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

My first stand up video is out! *gulp*

https://t.co/81vkYcF5TW

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

To be good at shooting you need to have good aim and swag

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

In shooting olympics, why dont the athletes just aim at the judges and get 10/10???

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

Can finally place my order for an iphone, chilli garlic prawns, and beryllium

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

#UnionBudget2024: What's cheaper and what's dearer?

Finance Minister #NirmalaSitharaman presented her seventh consecutive budget

Details here 🔗https://t.co/RUVXh2DhNP

#Budget2024 #BudgetWithTOI

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

Fuck using a raquet or all out to deal with mosquitoes. I’m getting a frog

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

Pretty sure mosquitos in delhi breed by being electrocuted by that racquet?

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

@VijaySales Order id: VS0001237298

Have emailed as well but not received a response yet

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

@VijaySales placed an order for last of us for ps4 on 28th September which was to be delivered by the 30th. It hasnt even been shipped yet. Have been calling your customer support for 2 hours but no one answers

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

Hello twitter, @elonmusk has said no one will get a blue tick if you don’t watch my latest stand up video

https://t.co/T9nLwYPrpF

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

@asianpaints please get a non colour-blind person to check the packages next time

[Jeeya Sethi @JeeyaDhadkDhadk]

NEVER GET YOUR KITCHEN MADE BY @SleekKitchens just the worst company. @asianpaints you should stick to painting a house leave the kitchen to the experts.

[Bhavish Ailani @Bhavish_A]

Heading into day 10 of @RazorpayCare @Razorpay making things difficult. Guys, I have now raised a dispute with Kotak as per your request even though Amul already gave you back my money and you kept it. Now can you please refund? The dispute has been raised with my bank.

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

Going for this show is a must!

*crosses fingers for those 4 impeccable bowel movements*

[Pavitra Shetty @pavie_shetty]

Mumbaiiii,
Performing my solo tonight at 8 pm.

Ticket Link : https://t.co/stUpg2SkC8

RT 4 impeccable bowel movements 💛

[Pavitra Shetty @pavie_shetty]

Mumbaiiii,
Performing my solo tonight at 8 pm.

Ticket Link : https://t.co/stUpg2SkC8

RT 4 impeccable bowel movements 💛

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

@karan16bh Hey! Sorry for the delay. @bookmyshow @bookmyshow_sup can you please look into this?

[Hridyapal Bhogal 🇮🇳 @SaviourOfHearts]

@shaad17 My father, a doctor, has successfully cured many patients in the past through his dedicated practice. Now he needs your help for his own surgeries. Kindly retweet & support us financially.

Fundraiser and details below

https://t.co/0Pk8vjcjjg

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

Hello friends, performing today in Mumbai. Ticket link in the next line
https://t.co/KxHYlUFdzA

[Pavitra Shetty @pavie_shetty]

In need of emergency funds for a friend. Kindly contribute or help by sharing this with your friends and family.
Donation link :
https://t.co/UiafXIc1uR

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

Hello, since a lot of you didn't watch my latest, uber hilarious stand up video on Instagram, I've uploaded it on youtube too. PFA

https://t.co/qzL73xuZsE

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

Everyone who keeps a journal or writes in a diary, here is your permission to call yourself a ‘non-fiction writer’. You’re welcome 💫

[Yogesh Patil @YogeshP78968217]

Namste sir mai aapka company ka food delivery patner hu mera FE id hai 808345 Sir muje company raincoat dene wale the par abhi tak diya nai tickets raise karto bol rahe aapko diya gaya hai but muje abhi tak nai mila hai payout se paise kaat liye hai plz help 🙏sir

[Shaad Shafi @shaad17]

Hello,

PFA the link to my new stand up video. LMK what you think.

Warm regards,
Shaad Shafi

https://t.co/cfCJoKYskj