Shane Evans

[Shane Evans @shaane_evaans]

When I run out of social media to check I sometimes check out people's Venmo transactions.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

“We will call it roughing the passer.”

“But isn’t football a rough sport sir?”

“Very. But in this case, too high… flag, too low… flag, too late... flag”

“So if they time it perfectly, they can hit in the midsection?”

“Depends. If they do it softly, maybe. Too hard… flag.”

[AB @AB84]

Maybe this will help get the funds moving #CTESPN

@KamalaHarris @Tim_Walz @POTUS

[CTESPNNetwork @CtespnN]

#CTESPN

[Shane Evans @shaane_evaans]

Please ban commercials with doorbells. My dogs can’t handle this much stress

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Zach @ZPSteelers2]

“The Pittsburgh Steelers are not front runners for trading for Brandon Aiyuk”

“Jk the Steelers are close to a deal”

“Actually trade talks are between the 49ers, Browns, and Patriots”

“JUST KIDDING THE STEELERS ARE VERY MUCH IN THE MIX! STAY TUNED!!!!”

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

The potential landing spot for Brandon Aiyuk has been narrowed down to 32 teams, per source.

Aiyuk is "adamant" that he will only play for an AFC team or an NFC team, per source, and he "will not budge" on that demand, per source.

Things are heating up.

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

The boys fighting about their handicaps is really what America is all about

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Shane Evans @shaane_evaans]

The worst Steelers offense to ever exist

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Without googling, name something Canada invented👇🇨🇦

[6 News @WJACTV]

LOW GAS PRICES! Sheetz says they will be celebrating Independence Day by lowering gas prices to $1.776 per gallon.
https://t.co/do0p5IWzLo

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

i hope this video of a red panda eating grapes makes your day better

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Best things to do with the cash you get for Christmas:

1. Gamble

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

⛳️🎁HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY!!!⛳️🎁

WE ARE GIVING AWAY...
A TaylorMade Dream Full Bag (set of 14 clubs)

You must be following @taylormadegolf AND the PMT twitter account in order to win as well as Retweeting this tweet to enter!

1 winner will be chosen!

[Shane Evans @shaane_evaans]

@courtneydeems Are you flexing?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

ITS OVER

ITS OVER

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS https://t.co/90xpDJFKRf

[Shane Evans @shaane_evaans]

@WattnessMonster M&Ms for breakfast lunch and dinner

[tate @50FirstTates]

me: *stabs vampire*

wife: omg

me: *beats zombie to death*

wife: OMG

me: what

wife: ur supposed to give them candy

[Shane Evans @shaane_evaans]

This did not age well

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

You know what they say about leaving Geno Smith too much time…