Anurag

Screw Shakespeare. Let's talk weather.

[Anurag @shabdkhor]

If the red litmus paper turns blue, she has conceived.

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@_FraLippo_ @Kotha18 @naut_Anki Jhuko fir. Tumhe jaadu dikhata hu.

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@_FraLippo_ Jab tak desh mein sanima hai, log aise he chutiya bante rahenge.

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@naut_Anki @_FraLippo_ @Kotha18 @Are_Yaaar What request? Apologies for the late reply. I only use twitter just to visit our DM's profile and get to know how many new Covid19 cases have been found on a particular day.

[🧣 @sylviapathet]

-jaany woh kesy loug thy ♥

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Footpath by Dwarka Nath Sinha https://t.co/dfyiNWl4iv

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Latest updates:
Five #COVID19 suspects found in pochinki.

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It's not Netflixing. It's ocular yoga.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Going the extra mile for your country by doing 0 exercise a day

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Plans during lock down?
Hibernation

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In this 21 days lockdown the smokers are at greatest danger of quitting it.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

New household tasks to try:

-Mop the ceiling
-Dust the spiders
-Varnish the TV
-Re-bristle toothbrush
-Hug the fridge
-Stack two sofas to make a fort
-Hide things... then find them
-Bend all your spoons, claim you did it with your mind
-Peel an apple, clean peel, reattach peel

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Sab khatm ho jayenge, bas Trivedi bachega. #COVID19

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Oh, I like your coat!”

“What? This old rag? It cost 2p! I’ve had it for ten years. I found it in a bin. It’s seen better days. I hate it. Been meaning to get a new one. Thank you, though!”

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Having hands so clean you can see your face in them, which is worrying

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Accidentally watching the news and needing a lie down until tomorrow

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She-- Baby , let's go to some hill station.
He- chal tujhe Georgopool ki pahadi pe ghuma lata hu.

#pubg_fans

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She is so beautiful that no one believes she also farts.
Even in public, wearing an alarmed expression.