Dahlface

[Erin 🦕 @DocOldFossil]

rewatched this interview and laura's enthusiasm and expressiveness as she tells the story and sam's laughter and him turning as red as a tomato still brings the biggest smile to my face 🥹🥹

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

You're trying to claim that someone is copying a work because they both use the same classic horror/thriller premise?

[arvo färt @arvofart]

What a fresh and inventive premise that doesn’t immediately make me think of any watershed genre movies from the last decade, and certainly not one that got a surprise Oscar nomination for best original screenplay

[Ceaser Wrestling @CeaserWrestles]

2 YEARS AGO TODAY, This iconic moment happened:

AJ Styles says 'LA...' and right as he hits 'Knight,' LA Knight's theme blasts in with perfect synchronization.

Even Randy's reaction was priceless. 🔥😭

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

wow. @NateSilver538 missing the point of parodying a specific person and their mannerisms.

What a shock.

Fuck @NateSilver538.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

The cringe is priced in but would it be that hard to do a version of this that's actually funny?

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

to sociopaths, all morality is performative because they can't comprehend the idea that someone could ever do something that wasn't directly in their own self-interest

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

it's not a psyop if you're just an idiot

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

MAGA was the greatest PSYOP ever perpetrated on the American people.

And I fucking fell for it.

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

the fuck you mean "us"

Sounds like you're assuming all queer people think the same.

Remind what that is called again?

[whiskey ⚢ @wlwhiskeys]

god forbid us queers don't like the fact that straight people treat our existence as a porn category to get off to

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

@aspiringpeasant You were in Chaffee? My condolences lol That's next to my hometown

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

you still talking with Peter Thiel's cock in your mouth?

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Was there a rupture in the space-time continuum where the debate never happened? Nuzzi is a disaster but amazing there's still an effort to attribute the perception held by 80%+ of Americans that Biden was old AF to media bias instead of the fact that Biden was, in fact, old AF.

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

@michaelwhitemma @brollbenny obviously not STFU Friday

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

when you were kids you made Black people drink from different water fountains.

Gtfoh and go print to PDF grandpa

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

I’m so tired of hearing “Our grandparents could buy a house on one salary, but now we can’t even afford rent on two!”
Yeah, because Grandma wasn’t blowin’ half her paycheck on $12 iced coffee and avocado toast, that’s why!

Back then, if they wanted coffee, they made it at home. With grounds so strong it could remove rust. You didn’t drink it… you survived it.

And Grandma wasn’t out there “brunchin’.” You think she had time for brunch? No! She was at home, cooking something called whatever’s left in the house.

And don’t even bring up Uber Eats.

These people today are crying about money while living in a 4-bedroom house with two SUVs, six streaming services, and matching sleeve tattoos. You think Grandpa had a tattoo? Yeah it said “Korea, 1951.” And it came with nightmares, not realitic shading.

Oh, don’t even get me started on the kids. “We can’t make ends meet, but Brayden needs the new iPhone!” No, he doesn’t! You’re giving an $1100 phone to a kid who still eats glue and boogers.

When we were kids, the family phone hung on the wall. It had a cord long enough to jump rope with, and if you wanted privacy, you had to go stand in the pantry. And somehow, we survived.

And the TV? There was one. One.
It was in the living room, and Dad controlled it. If he wanted to watch bowling, guess what? You liked bowling.

Now every room’s got a 65-inch screen, the baby’s got an iPad, and you’re sitting there wondering why you can’t afford rent.
Because you’re living like rappers, that’s why!

Grandpa wasn’t out here leasing Teslas and buying $12 smoothies called “Detox Sunrise.” He was driving a truck that sounded like thunder and smelled like oil and cigarettes.

They lived within their means. Whatever Grandpa’s paycheck bought, that’s what they had. They didn’t try to keep up with the Joneses. They were just trying to keep the fed and a roof over their heads.

So yeah, Grandpa could buy a house on one salary. But he also didn’t have 47 subscriptions and emotional-support crystals. He had one support system, Grandma, who told him to suck it up and mow the yard.

Now folks are broke, tired, and stressed… and it’s not because of inflation… it’s because y’all keep ordering tacos from DoorDash like you’re royalty.

Wake up and smell the truth!!

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

@Spark898 Russia ENDURED more wars than anyone else. They're brutal survivors, not warriors.

Russia is historically what everyone makes mocks France for.

Meanwhile, the French military (and Resistance) were historically BAMFs.

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

tell me you don't know what AI is

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

Gavin should be thankful we at @TheBabylonBee sued the state of California and got the law he signed to stop people from parodying politicians using A.I. overturned

[Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT]

I hope every farmer goes out of business.

You all thought foreign aid was us sending pallets of cash to other countries. In reality, the government bought your corn and sent it to Africa.

You killed your own market and thousands of people in the process.

Cry about it, loser.

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

at this point I'm willing to believe @TaylorLorenz is just @NateSilver538 in a wig

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

Compare this to how they’ve treated Zohran and you’ll see why the Democratic Party is so irrelevant

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

@brollbenny I hold you to a higher standard when I didn't have a choice to be related to you.

And my forgiveness is exponentially harder to earn than my trust is to lose.

[Uncle Bob Martin @unclebobmartin]

You all understand that the AI bubble is about to pop, right? And when it does all the hiring managers, who have been holding their breath waiting for the AI miracle, will take a deep breath, realize in horror that they are badly understaffed, and start hiring programmers with reckless abandon.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

the fact that Trump would throw you in prison for interrupting his dinner and Kamala would not should perhaps have been a reason to vote for her over him

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

1.) no one said you couldn't criticize her. Ever. You were called out for attacking her and saying she was no different than Trump.

2.) the biggest pick-me bitch behavior I've seen is always from chronically online leftists

3.) you'd miss the point if someone hit you with it

[Greg Stoker @gregjstoker]

When she was Vice President we couldn’t criticize her. When she was campaigning we couldn’t criticize her. Now she’s making money on a book tour of her failed campaign and we still can’t criticize her.

This is idol worship by political reactionaries of Blue MAGA, yearning for the days when Obama doubled the bounty on Assata Shakur to appease the Right.

[Dahlface @shadow161987]

@Spark898 you know why