Mike Ehrmantraut

Harry Tuttle's Number One Sycophant

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@Scarletkoito333 He has no idea who Dolly Parton is, other than that she's a Country artist and his base typically loves NASCAR and whatever the fuck comes over the speakers while shopping for underpants & overalls at Tractor Supply

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@HankDesmondPhD No you're not!
You're barely up for getting your dick outta your shorts before you piss yourself
You're not so lucky when it your anal retentive tendencies fails you as the turdle starts poking his head outta your asshole though, are ya Doctor Skidmarks?

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@BillDesGro40524 You must be the guy at every family gathering that ends up getting knocked out at least once
I'd bet the best man probably dropped you at your own wedding

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@sarobertson_ So Canada trump thumping his chest at US trump is a thing now
You know what would solve this entire ridiculous episode of World's Dumbest Criminals?
CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH!!!

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@Poeslawisalive @GuntherEagleman Just for curiosity's sake, if something did happen to the kid, would donald even notice he was gone?

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@HowieCarrShow Hey Howie!
Remember me?
It's Ritchie from Reveah!
Long time caller first-time listener!
So yeah, I was the guy that made ya double the 20 sec delay!
Duuuuude! Haven't seen ya around in awhile!
Did you run out of viagras or didya find a new rest area?
Ya phony assed "heterosexual"

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@SparklyRabbit44 The little bitchboy is absolutely free to speak with me
What the fuck is the toddlerdicked coward afraid of?

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@WUTangKids To be fair, they're trying to get some candid shots of trump there just behaving naturally
Of course, his natural state is looking for cameras and hoarding attention
This is him at his most candid, completely unaware of himself or his surroundings, just looking at the cameras

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@MLC86287821 Not really, the only thing more scary about today than any other yesterday is the exponential growth of cowardly lemmings searching the web for imaginary boogeymen to be fearful of
How fearful do you think the victims in the Epstein Files were of REAL pedophile boogeyman trump

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@LePapillonBlu2 With prices being what they are, I've only been shoplifting my beef lately
Should I switch to shoplifting pork & chicken in support of the boycott?

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@YOURINTHELAB Glad you've got yourself something to celebrate there Josh!
Thank god for guys like Travis, providing you an endless stream of victims to support long after someone else's mental illness strips them of life
Fuck those leftist commies who want to fix the problem
Keep 'em comin'!

[Mike Milligan @ashes2ash3s]

@Tracy208204 Jake Lang is a fuckin idiot, and an evil nazi bitchboy idiot at that
Gotta tell ya, we tried using non-violent methods tryna smarten him the fuck up & straighten him the fuck out
Those methods did not work
This is all his own fault & for his own good!
See a nazi, punch a nazi

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@MamaLama43 Lock 'em all up and throw away the key!
Retribution kinda makes us feel all warm & fuzzy inside while alleviating the guilt of our absolute refusal to do any goddamned thing about the rampant mental health crisis we see compounded daily all around us, don't it?
Til the next one

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@Xx_The_Gamer @ashes2ash3s @RightWingDad Anyone who starts off a thought saying "I'm sorry but..." has immediately proven himself to be a completely disingenuous fuckwad
You're opinion is, just as you yourself are, of absolutely no consequence

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

If you're:
Pro pedophile
Pro Data center
Pro surveillance state
Pro police state
Pro war
Pro 3rd world food & disease
Pro corruption
Pro billionaire
Pro Israel
And America last.

You're 100% MAGA.

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@RenataPatientz @NEW__Pod @JohnRocker6913 It probably started with his mother, assuming of course that she was a woman

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@AlexDuncanTX You're an idiot
Beheading-France
Pagans-Not
Burning-Witches
FGM- 1 point there
Dogs-Michael Vick
Hostages-Universal
Slaves-Gimme a break
HKs-So what? Family drama
Oppression-HAHAHAHAHAAA
Jihad-🎶Onward Christian Soldiers🎶
Pedos-Epstein/TRUMP
Poly-Mor(m)ons
Rape-TRUMP/Epstein

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@GakCyber @AlexDuncanTX It's funny that unless you read the full response grok provides, you'll walk away thinking you're not retarded

[Mike Ehrmantraut @ShadowBan02632]

@KoketkaEverett @AlexDuncanTX Ummm, yeah dumbass
Crusade is the literal translation of JIHAD
Kinda like Everett is the same word as RETARD