Default Crouton (auto-correct for “Christian”)

"Yes, but I'm one of the *nice* ones."

[Default Crouton (auto-correct for “Christian”) @shadowcastingme]

@choreosequence Not finished but: Ruthanna Emrys “A Half-Built Garden” is beautifully written, funny, hopeful and smart.
Also enjoying Legs McNeil “Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk.” If you've ever wondered what happens when you *don't* enroll your kids in figure skating…

[Default Crouton (auto-correct for “Christian”) @shadowcastingme]

@RottenInDenmark 19th C Antivaxxers: “Their kids lived to adulthood but we had all the best songs.”

https://t.co/4ogh00CyK0

[SC Ormond 🚨GUTTER PLANET🚨 @FatMagicRPG]

The worst part of every hobby is learning that there's a booming Nazi subculture within the hobby. And im pretty sure it's every hobby. Take up knitting, or cosplay, or gardening and it'll be two weeks before you find the ultra right wing nationalist knitters.

[Default Crouton (auto-correct for “Christian”) @shadowcastingme]

@jh_swanson “The Americans” - hard right anti-communist paranoia, but repeatedly hitting the sweet spot where the communist and anti-communist imaginations align: anti-apartheid, civil rights, Nicaragua… and done so well that it’s hard to imagine this was unintentional.

[Nora Loreto @NoLore]

Look at how embarrassing Saskatchewan is here.

[Alison Spring @FrugalFH]

What?

[Default Crouton (auto-correct for “Christian”) @shadowcastingme]

@RobCottingham It sounds dangerously close to being a double entendre. I'd let somebody else go first. At minimum, resist the temptation to add a multiplier number (double, triple, octuple etc) unless speaking to someone you know *really* well.

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

Parents are like "You left a gently used paper towel in your room over christmas. Do you need that? Want me to mail it?"

[flglmn @flglmn]

one of those moments where you absolutely feel the kinship of all human beings every where and at all times https://t.co/4lOwUTe8Jg

[sara david-hess @SaraQDavid]

me forcing my cat to look at the screen while we watch alien (1979): do you see how ripley is able to save jonesy from the alien because he lets her pick him up and put him in a carrier?

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

My timeline is cheering that Naomi Wolf got banned for dangerously misleading people but when they share a screenshot it's her saying like "5G beams made my pet rat Bilbo VERY ANGRY AT ME: BETRAYAL!!!"... if that's dangerous maybe society just isn't going to work

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

LIVIN' ON A PRAYER IN ONTARIO

[David Suzuki FDN @DavidSuzukiFDN]

A little late to the #BerniesMittens meme game, but can you name a more iconic duo?
#berniememes #berniesanders

[UNHCR Canada 🇨🇦 @UNHCRCanada]

🥘 Today, we're launching our first cookbook, “Tastes from Home: Recipes from the Refugee Community.” For every copy downloaded, an anonymous supporter will be making a donation to UNHCR in support of refugees. #CookWithRefugees

Get your FREE copy now! https://t.co/Ds67dfhFU9

[Default Crouton (auto-correct for “Christian”) @shadowcastingme]

#fortwood shippers aside, I’m not sure who this is supposed to appeal to.
Obsly we can only regard the opportunity to discover Margaret Atwood for the first time with unalloyed envy, but surely there must be other feel-good stories to be had somewhere in this province.

[Jake @1Jakesmith]

The current Premier of ON, Doug Ford, is a fan of Toronto Sun’s Brian Lilley and, last week, Ford stated that his wife (also a fan) cuts out newspaper articles by Lilley and keeps them.

Ford also had no idea who Margaret Atwood was.

Let that sink in.

https://t.co/ByJABNX5m3

[keith flett @kmflett]

Beard Liberation Front statement on the late Diego Maradona. A friend of the oppressed & a beard wearer in later life https://t.co/fm23AldCXx >thanks to @TobyWoody @Megfdavies @MichaelRosenYes for important beard guidance

[Los Feliz Daycare @LosFelizDaycare]

Parents! As fall approaches, please remember that a pumpkin should never be carved. That’s a violent, heinous act. A pumpkin should be cherished and adorned with jewels, beautiful garments, and gifts.