Shafer Ward

still patiently waiting for my first little league base hit. he/him TikTok- @shaferward

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

uiiiicu.?.(7.7

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

Remember Chucky? This is what he looks like now.

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

@NoContextBrits thought this was the writer

[Michelle Kalt🍍 @michellekalt]

Thank you so much for coming Chris, glad you enjoyed ☺️ xx

[Wassim El-Mounzer @wassimsokay]

We made it momma

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

@michellemming Hope you’re doing well! 😎

[aya 🍉 @bayareadirtbag]

so the MLB banned sunscreen before domestic abusers…?

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

Matt Gaetz has Gob Bluth energy

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

@chrislhayes hi whatever your A Block story is today can you scrap it and instead talk about this TikTok

[erika @erikaehler]

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[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

Kamala Harris told us she’s smoked pot before, does she have to go?

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Dozens of young White House staffers have been suspended or asked to resign due to past marijuana use, despite initial indications from the Biden admin that recreational use of cannabis would not be immediately disqualifying for would-be personnel https://t.co/S8a6Xx3dPc

[Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6]

Last year this month I was attacked in NYC by a crazy white guy & it took a while for me to even register it was a hate crime since there was so little coverage on Anti-Asian Hate crimes. There must be more coverage. Change must happen now. Asians are terrified. Below r resources

[Lin Unwell Miranda @arielleaty]

Account balance: $1,400

Me at the Burger King drive thru: "Tell the King we have matters to discuss."

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

@triangleplayer roll tide

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

My favorite thing about being apart of the Drew Football Team is putting “Former Captain of the Drew Football Team” on a resume and letting my interviewer wonder how my stick insect body came to be

[Philipe AbiYouness @phil_eep]

The older I get the more I realize that having done improv comedy in college is actually a curse I must shoulder throughout the rest of my adult life

[Nick Francona @NickFrancona]

This isn’t easy, but it needs to be said. Here is my statement:

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

@SoActually You’re right, that red circle wasn’t there before. I drew it 😮

[Shafer Ward @shaferward]

always a great sign, congrats on trending Hyatt