Derek Shaffer

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

Our coach and a nice shoutout to student athletes. https://t.co/Zi5DqOZahj

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

@NewTrailBrewing what is this monstrosity and what AI should I avoid using that took us to this darkest of places?

[Jazmyne Sasse Shaffer @sasseshaffer]

Similarities my cat and toddler share that no one prepared me for:
Prefer to eat their food off the floor
Perk up anytime a motorcycle drives by
Endlessly entertained by chipmunks

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

Every empty seat at the Pirates game is someone stuck on I-79. #eclipsetraffic @Pirates

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

@sasscatfrass @LANDN That's pretty sweet

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

Vote for entry #1 for my image to win! You can enter once per day per device so feel free to vote as many times as you want! Any votes are appreciated! It's my last chance to enter the contest since I'm graduating this year!

https://t.co/2XvS4YkBwN

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

@B945Live Literally my favorite person to listen to on the radio of all time! We will miss you!

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

@DaveDiCello LA 38-24

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

@Brodiesmith21 Haven't been able to get the PDGA number but thinking about starting sanctioned events this year so need to get involved!

[Brodie Smith @Brodiesmith21]

Let’s get a new PDGA member! Retweet this and I’ll DM you to get your info!

[Jazmyne Sasse Shaffer @sasseshaffer]

One time in high school, I actually listened to my dad's advice and embarked on the @StephenKing Challenge. @fsasse0 is a Constant Reader and cajoled me into reading each of King's books in chronological order. 11 years later, the challenge is complete. Thanks, Mr. King (and Dad)

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

@dzeeff My favorite is probably Dark Magician because he's the OG!

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

Please vote for me (entry 2)!
https://t.co/klpB6GOwsT

It's a competition in our department based on your visualization of materials science!

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

@maxmorrow_ If your gym is open....

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

Sea shanties = rap with enjoyable music melodies and irish accents.

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

@thechaseabc the best part of the show so far is James just putting the contestants, other chasers, host, and show/question writers on blast while sitting in the back room being irritated that the contestants aren't risking it for big money 😂😂

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

@SongExploder I think the @DUALIPA episode just invented a new genre of music "Dance Crying" 💃😭
I think everyone can relate!!

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

My two favorites on Food network in one episode! @GuyFieri and @duffgoldman !
Love it!

I think you guys should cohost the next big baking competition, "Big Baking Battle" aka Triple B!
@FoodNetwork

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

My brother is raising money to try to surprise my dad for Christmas! If you know him and wanna make him smile big come Dec 25th, a donation of any size is appreciated! https://t.co/xxHMQZmF8I

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

@BillWeirCNN someone needs to get you a calculator! I felt so bad for you. Hate mental math! 😓
#GetBillACalculator

[Derek Shaffer @shaffer_derek]

Well @GeisingerHealth my wife is going on hr 15 of her shift with no OT, no pay inc for working in the ER, no shift differential, and being forced to use her PTO/CME or go without pay to make up for the hrs she "didn't work". I would say your system is unappreciative and broken.