🗣 THE SKINNIEST JACKSONNN

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[courtnel @courtnelc]

Multiple people who wanted things by EOD today having out of office emails

[raye☕️🍁 @ghostivyleaves]

cis white gym bro stuns by speaking fluent edtwt

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

I’ve just heard a woman call the man she was arguing with a “cognitive minimalist” and I’m not sure the English language has anything left to give after that.

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Unless I’m working in an ER, or working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

She’s like the backrooms trying to remember Pam Bondi

[nina @stickaroundyeah]

liberty bibberty being included is sending me

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

this is much preferable to just generating some bullshit with ai

there was real love put into mark's ass

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

2 ppl had sex in the 90’s that don’t even like each other nomo & now I got bills

[di263 @17retired]

when my friends ask to see my response to his text it’s like woah everybody let’s slow down

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at in a teams meeting today

[𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗺 𝗶𝗽𝘀𝘂𝗺 🇦🇷☀️ @nicotinomano_]

bueno les pido perdón a los esquizofrénicos cuéntenme más sobre esos reptilianos

[Pan @pangrey123]

nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you

[jordyn 𑣲⋆ @jordynceIeste]

watched this tiktok get taken down in real time 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[me @ariespiscesleo]

What is going on with bangs these days

[jenn 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 🐾 @Ioveyourpov]

okay so this is actually so psychotic

[GreenGay 💚 @GreenGayYT]

They need to be put into an asylum, this is killing me 😭😭

[art @_artsartsarts]

NEW LIFE RUINING VOCAL STIM JUST DROPPED OH GODDDDJDHDHSHSHSJSHAHAHAJAHAJAJAJJA

[Headphoneson @ijboltswift13]

this is the confidence i want this 2027 iktr !!!

[zen @zentwo0]

We need a “Take Your Friend to Work Day.” I want to see what y’all actually do and meet the people from all the stories