Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉

Has a penchant for politics, architecture, and cats. Mostly shitposts, sometimes talk about self dev. Tweets are my own. No reposting w/o permission. She/her.

[Weather Monitor @WeatherMonitors]

ONGOING: Satellite data reveals widespread carbon monoxide (CO) pollution from intense seasonal wildfires across Indonesia, spreading toward Malaysia and Singapore.(16, 10, 2026)

[Angga PF @AnggaPutraF]

Standpoint saya mah tetep sama, segala teori komunikasi dll itu berlaku di situasi demokratis. Dalam rezim otoritarian, yang memenangkan seseorang ya kecurangan dllnya. Myanmar ada pemilu? Ada. Korut ada pemilu? Ada. Ode Baru ada pemilu? Ada. Hehehehe.

[Anies Rasyid Baswedan @aniesbaswedan]

Banyak yg tanya, profpic saya ini gimana bikinnya? Yg bikin ilustrator PP saya sebelumnya juga, namanya di IG: haekal.jpg.

Lalu, banyak jg yg mau bikin. Ok, ini kami bagi template-nya ya. Silakan unduh di https://t.co/unjLdGNXYh.

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

Kata jiran kita begitu~~~

[Info Jateng @Jateng_Twit]

😂😂

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

@ardisatriawan Itu Pra(berkuasa)bowo. Sekarang Sedang(berkuasa)bowo.

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

@tikaalmira Innalillahi wainnailaihi raajiun. Allahumaghfirlaha warhamha waafihi wafuanha. Insyaallah ibunda husnul khatimah. Aamiin YRA.

[Anies Rasyid Baswedan @aniesbaswedan]

Ada film yg selesai di bioskop, ada yg ikut pulang bersama kita. Empat Musim Pertiwi adalah yg kedua. Satu adegan di kantor polisi bikin tercekat lama sekali. Saya tuliskan apa yg dirasakan saat menonton dan dipikirkan sesudahnya. Baca ulasannya, tonton filmnya. :)
https://t.co/WGFmwtrl9T

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

@hirohito4th

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

Teratur apaan? Itu 'hilirisasi' kurang ngaco apa sebagai kata? Padahal padanan bahasa Inggrisnya 'downstreaming'.

Sekarang jadi jabatan formal level menko pula. Hhh.

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

@dumpandpumps Bener. Padahal "governance" itu "tata kelola".

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

@her_fnu Yup betul bu. Cuma karena 'normalisasi' ga sejauh itu sama 'normalize', kita jadi ga terlalu aneh wkwk

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

@arieparikesit Bangka-Belitung native here. Alar keladi ditumis pakai terasi nih kayanya.

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

Iya, abisnya prompt lu jelek.

1. Cipika-cipika (aneh banget 2x) sama tetangga padahal ketemu depan rumah.
2. Makan pake tangan kiri sambil gemes liat gulali.
3. Minum langsung dari keran di pojok gang.
4. Keran siapa yang bisa dibuka siapapun itu?

Manusia 4-0 AI

[Bozzx. @bozzxyz]

Kalau ga di tandain AI apakah kalian menyadari ini AI ?

Prompt:

Create a 30-second ultra-realistic home-video of a 35-year-old Sundanese Indonesian woman living in Jakarta in the early 2000s. Use the attached image as her character reference and keep her face, hairstyle consistent. She is a divorced woman with long black hair tied in a casual ponytail, wearing a slightly revealing pink crop top, white casual shorts, simple slippers and a small bracelet. She has realistic skin and subtle perspiration from Jakarta's humid weather.

She steps out of her home with a warm, cheerful smile, closes the door and walks through a quiet Jakarta residential neighborhood. She enters a small local warung, picks up fresh bread, pays with coins, then walks outside holding the bread.

She notices her female friend approaching from the opposite direction. They smile, greet each other warmly and hug naturally before saying goodbye. She continues walking.

Farther down the street, she sees a bicycle cotton-candy vendor. She stops, takes coins from her pocket and buys colorful cotton candy. She takes a happy bite while continuing her walk.

She reaches an outdoor water tap, places the bread on a clean ledge, bends down and drinks directly from the tap. She wipes her mouth, picks up the bread and continues.

Near the end, she walks down the quiet Jakarta residential lane holding bread in one hand and cotton candy in the other. She takes another bite, turns toward the camera, smiles naturally and says in Sundanese, “Kumaha damang?” before walking away.

Use raw early-2000s consumer DV-camera footage: handheld shake, imperfect framing, autofocus hunting, exposure shifts, soft digital detail, mild digital noise, natural motion blur, occasional awkward zooms and authentic home-video imperfections.

Natural Jakarta ambience only: footsteps, warung sounds, bicycles, vendors, distant traffic, birds, children playing, running water and humid tropical wind. No music, narration, subtitles, beauty filter, polished commercial cinematography or CGI look. naturally

[邸珥菲 @SAIBdelvi]

Hai2, ada yg minat jd beta reader yg sesuai dgn kriteria berikut?

1. Mahasiswa Psikologi UI/Ilmu Hukum UGM circa 2010-2020
2. Suka baca fiksi
3. Bersedia menyelesaikan baca naskah dlm 1 minggu

Please contact me through DM/reply.
Kalau cocok, ada honor kompetitif.
Thank you! 😊

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

Menyoki, but in NYC style. 🤣🤣🤣

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Zohran: “We know the President not just as the leader of the country, but as someone who has built a lot of housing in this city”

He knows just how to talk to Trump.

Hate Zohran’s ideology but he is a very skilful politician

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

(((((MBG JG BAKAL SUKSES TAPI GIBRAN YANG HANDLE))))

Izieen... 🫷🫷🫷

https://t.co/C0G55YrUzk

[Batas Cakrawala @IrfanSofani]

MBG jg bakal sukses. Gibran yg handle tapi. Doi tu pengusaha katering. Dia akan tunjuk CEO handal. Ada case katering dia pernah ngeracunin ga? Keberpihakan dia jg pd ukm bukan sppg karbitan. Dia jg bakal mikir duitnya bikin jebol ga sehingga penerima diseleksi ga awur²an ky skrg

[kiki @rapunsey]

demi allah gue takut banget liat video ini, ini di kalimantan tengah siang tadi. langitnya orange kaya warna kulit jeruk beneran seorange itu 😭😭😭

[Bukan Agen Air Minum 🍉 @shallypristine]

Rakyat jatuh ga jauh dari presiden yang bilang 10+6=17

Gimana ceritanya sebulan 4,7 juta terus 53 tahun jadi 300 miliar? Yang ada 5.300 tahun

RIP skor PISA 🤌🤌🤌

[orang stress @qrivasiii]

Harta Gono Gini yang diperebutin Andre Taulany sama mantan istrinya Erin itu 2 triliun.
dan Erin dapet 85 % sekitar 1,7 triliun sedangkan Andre dapet 15 % sekitar 300 milyar
kalau kamu bergaji UMR bandung yang sebulannya 4,7 juta. Kamu butuh 53 tahun buat ngumpulin harta sebanyak 300 milyar. 😭