Shambles Inc

I exist.

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

Magnum isn’t an ice lolly it’s an ice cream this country has gone to the dogs

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

Russia is seriously going on expeditions into the wilds of Siberia to find new undiscovered ethnicities so they can send them to get obliterated by drones from amazon

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

This is the exact shade Dana White turns when someone mentions Oscar De La Hoya

[White Fellas For Kamala 2026 @BeigeFrequency]

25 years ago PRIDE would have had this guy debut against prime Fedor. They'd make a 5 minute video package questioning if Fedor could submit "The man with no neck."

he'd lose in 12 seconds and then immediately end up in commercials for a Japanese turtleneck company.

[gains @gains_tweets]

thinking about this tweet today. generative AI has done a wonderful thing; now everyone can have their own horse kicking them in the head even if they aren't a billionaire. and now billionaires can have two horses kicking them in the head at all times. a very valuable service

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

yes, i know we just witnessed $150 million worth of military equipment blow up on the tarmac but it looked like the jets were having sex briefly so it's worth every penny

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The Iliad does have a trad hero in Hector, the warrior-patriot-family man. But the right has gone all in on Achilles, a bisexual with histrionic personality disorder.

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Alexander Volkov was trying to recreate a meme during his face off and Waldo Cortes-Acosta was NOT having it 😭

(h/t @DieHardMMAPod)

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

you REALLY start to realize how much of a joke MMA media is when you see Dana White do interviews outside of the MMA bubble

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

this is still the funniest moment of the entire Khamzat Chimaev and Sean Strickland rivalry 😭

[Alex Predhome, Underfueling Police @Predamame]

Actual jacked dude: “both running and lifting are great. Just focus on one thing at a time 👍.”

Actual fast dude: "both are great. Just keep the main thing the main thing 👍."

Some account called “Ancient Masculinity”: “Here’s why cardio is slowly turning you into a woman 🧵”

[Sam Rosenfeld @sam_rosenfeld]

Don't sleep on the Chuck Norris story in Jessica Simpson's memoir. https://t.co/6hHSNAYjDv

[Shambles Inc @ShambleInc]

@chrismwojcik Starting the gym in addition to martial arts training was one of the best decisions I made.

[KURO ☠️❤️‍🩹 @K9_KURO]

not the kirbussy bro 🥀

[Shambles Inc @ShambleInc]

@phre Maybe T. rex would have liked kisses, too.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

someone should stab the guy responsible for that

[Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio]

My biggest accomplishment in wrestling is sending thousands of kids to wrestling camp for free , one of which you tried charging us 10k to make an appearance at and you showed them a three quarter Nelson and sat on your phone the entire session. And that’s why I didn’t say hi.

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

"free speech absolutist" 🤡💩

[Jan Blachowicz @JanBlachowicz]

Hey Bryce Mitchell, since you are so good at research I invite you to take a little educational tour. We'll start in Warsaw, which was nearly razed to the ground in 1945. You will see many memorial plaques commemorating the public executions of civilians. 1/4