Shane westry

Texan born, raised, and proud

[Shane westry @shan3dub]

Some of the closest family I've ever had doesn't share a drop of blood with me

[Shane westry @shan3dub]

I need a dubstep remix if MRI noises

[Shane westry @shan3dub]

When Thor said “all words are made up” I felt that

[Shane westry @shan3dub]

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[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Armadillos always look like they're trying to decide what to order on the menu, even though they're just gonna order the same thing they always get.

[Tim Tebow @TimTebow]

By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another. John 13:35

[Shane westry @shan3dub]

LOL can’t relate😂😂😂 https://t.co/q3HW5PbV33

[Audrey Rosenstein @audeycrose]

my dog made a huge mess and then had the audacity to just sit and chill while i cleaned it up i mean LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ARM

[Shane westry @shan3dub]

STOP COMPLAINING AND ENJOY A FEW MORE DAYS OF NOT MELTING https://t.co/XsyDxRzecL

[B Esco @B__Esco]

Are you fucking kidding me, we’re literally 2 weeks away from summer https://t.co/0fzV81CqXn

[Mia @MiaCRobinson]

This looks like the scene from spy kids with all the thumb heads going in and out the hallways https://t.co/qiZuEYI1Sp

[Sam. 🔪 @NoTwiterSam_]

High school kids these days have so much freedom https://t.co/tcZ2xkKTpE

[Texas 🤘🏽 Boy @FlyAir4]

RT if you from any of these states!!!! This the south!!! 📍

[relatable @byreIatable]

Professor: Why should I round your grade up?

Me:

[Shane westry @shan3dub]

Except even with a receipt you can’t return it..... https://t.co/m3jgH3xwd6

[Mia @MiaCRobinson]

So today I had a long day and knew I had to come home to clean my room ( let’s just say it was so bad I fell trying to walk ) and came home to this...... I love my sister ❤️❤️

[Shane westry @shan3dub]

The best artists are the ones that just need their music to wow a crowd. Not some obnoxious flashy show

[Allison 💜 @AllieLia]

A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.

“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.

“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”