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Bartender |Average Slow Pitch player|

[Scooter @shaneAhodges]

Puked twice
Fell once
Put coffee creamer in my water

And it's not even 8am yet.

Last night softball got the best of me 🍻

[Dr.Unk Croc 🐊 @crocodilegordy]

What’s the difference between buying a hooker and buying a @SUBWAY sandwich???

Both purchases could have been avoided if @QweenBean2 had just done her damn job………..

#CrocSquawk🐊

[Dr.Unk Croc 🐊 @crocodilegordy]

I think I’ve been watching too much porn lately….

I just spit on a hot dog before putting it in the buns…..

#CrocSquawk🐊

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Im in a absolute war with the Wisconsin row behind me for cheering too loud. Think im winning #DaveandBUSTERS

[DetroitSupremacy @DSupremacy313]

@CGJXXIII @colton_pouncy Thx for nothing

[Scooter @shaneAhodges]

@CGJXXIII thanks for nothing 🫡

[Dr.Unk Croc 🐊 @crocodilegordy]

Back in my day a selfie is what you did when the wife didn’t put out!!!

#CrocSquawk🐊

[Scooter @shaneAhodges]

@Logancook16 Crazy for this girl is underrated 🤌🏼

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I have 2 goals in life

1) Raise happy and healthy kids that grow up to be good people

2) make enough money that I can someday retire and still afford to lose gambling for the rest of my life

I’m a very simple man with a small brain

[Scooter @shaneAhodges]

The Hot Shots diet is the diet of champions.

[Dr.Unk Croc 🐊 @crocodilegordy]

Doctor: You need to listen to your body more.

Body: Let’s go to Hot Shots and see @shaneAhodges

#CrocSquawk🐊

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Jimmy Johnson literaly translates to shake your penis

[Scooter @shaneAhodges]

@zachspitzley @tigers @BigCountry1739 Fraud

[J.J. McCarthy @jjmccarthy09]

Bet

[Ryan @RyanMLay33]

The Big Ten is ABSURD! Wait till a guy is getting on a plane/ Less than 24 hours before that game to take disciplinary actions. Fuck the big ten. Y’all need us more than we need you. Fucking COWARDS
#MichiganVsEverybody
#fuckthebigten
#Cowards

[Dr.Unk Croc 🐊 @crocodilegordy]

A fully grown blue whale can fit up to 6 grown men in its vagina. Making it the second biggest pussy, behind you.

#CrocSquawk🐊

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

You cant be missing extra point’s like that. Dallas should bring back Brett Maher

[Scooter @shaneAhodges]

@zachspitzley Still waiting on you to come take the trophy back from us at Hot Shots Tavern, Little Rock. Solid dub tho for the Mud Dawgs 🍻

[Scooter @shaneAhodges]

Survive and advance, Tigers! 🐯⚾️🤙🏼

[Scooter @shaneAhodges]

Nothing worse than being violently hungover and having @crocodilegordy in the bar telling everybody that I’m an amateur. The croc is squawkin’

[Scooter @shaneAhodges]

@Castellani2014 Rogers with that absolute nuke 💣

[Scooter @shaneAhodges]

@bransche3 He didn’t even let you know that in my contracts, beers are always supplied on me, so… keep that in mind 🍻