Shannon

When you're cool you don't have to tell people you're cool.

[𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 @littlegiinge]

Thrown back into reality after vacation. 0 stars.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

All I’m saying is, when you’re vacationing in The Bahamas, the water is just as pretty from the bar as it is from the beach.

[Mak @mak_aura]

I'm terrible at sit ups and push ups but my fck ups are on point

[erica @ericanextdooor]

can’t have allergies if you’re unconscious

- benadryl

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[SentientBunnySuit🐰 @SuitSentient]

A credit score, but for your taste in music

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Trying to heal, while trying to grieve, while trying to forgive, while trying to forget, while trying to love, while trying to be loved. That's a lot for one heart

[𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟 @lifeofstelynn]

Sometimes I’ll be like “I really needed this” and it’s just not speaking to anyone for like 12 hours.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Tupac once said: "its easy to find a new one but its hard to find a true one.

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

I needed this advice 25 years ago:

[𝔡𝔢𝔷𝔦 @schmezi]

with this pillow, i thee bed

[ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴄᴏɴᴜᴛs @damn_elle]

“Fuck no!”

- me, when any app asks me if I want my notifications turned on

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

My kind of people are the people who give a shit about other people.

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

BOOBYTRAP backwards is PARTYBOOB

you’re welcome

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

who up shimmying they cocoa pops

[9ine @youhatenine]

i go on twitter, talk to myself, then leave.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Tried to pull up my sleeve and accidentally punched myself.

It's okay, I've had it coming for some time now.

[Stacey @skittle624]

Going to respond to everyone with “mmmkay”and go from there.

[Reese @Reeseforsure]

I can go casual or dress up but I’m still gonna laugh

[R I S S A @Badassrissa_]

Your mouth can block your blessings. Know when to be quiet.